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I now remember when I sent you flowers. They were delivered to a neighbor of yours and the neighbor actually stole them. I remember getting on the phone with the florist and ripping them a new one. I do believe they made good on it and you received your flowers.

I also sent you 4 quarters once. I believe that is vagina worthy



I think i won a silly bet we had for a $1 and sure enough, you made good on paying up.

I don't think my neighbor stole the flowers, i think the florist left a note on the door saying they attempted to deliver etc. In any case i did get the flowers and i still have the jingle bell rope (you can see it in the pic), it's actually hanging on my doorknob right now. But that was 2 or 3 years ago, feel free to send more...especially since i did PM you a 'special' picture of my anatomy. :$

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Hi my name is sunny and i have a vagina. Can i have flowers?



Of course. :)


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Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Had she asked for a single flower...





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Dude, I offered to put you on the DD list. We're getting big now, we need to meet our ADA quota.




I still don't know how I got OFF that list.:D


He had to make room for me. ;):D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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