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waltappel

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I honestly think that old women smell more like pee than old men. There must be a specific piss perfume sold only to ladies over 65 that they slather all over their bodies. Ewww...

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"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Well, I think its actually more of a loss of bladder control BUT ............. There is this honey based body lotion that feels really good but smells like .... PEE. I remember selling a lot of it to old ladies back in my retail days. :S

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Well, I think its actually more of a loss of bladder control BUT ............. There is this honey based body lotion that feels really good but smells like .... PEE. I remember selling a lot of it to old ladies back in my retail days. :S



Cool idea!

[granny]: "No dear, I didn't piss myself--it's the body lotion...".

Even if she really did piss herself, nobody would know!

Walt

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It is a known fact that old people smell like pee.



This is according to a friend I was talking with earlier. Just thought I'd pass it along.

Walt

When did Twardo get back?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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When did Twardo get back?



It wasn't 'twardo who said that!

Walt



I just assumed the author of the comment recently met, or was around Twardo . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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