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It seems like there is always someone who comes up with an idea based on some past experience.

Some bored kid with a rock on a string... pet rock.
Someone rolling old barrel hoops with a stick... hula hoop.
Friggen millionaires.

For all those kids who watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and grew up on fast food delivery...
teenage-ninja-pizza-delivery.

I'm going to copyright this idea. :)

(I know... but people laughed at concrete vibrators before they became a sexual aid.)

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I'd like to order --- hmmm - well I'll just order ALL of them.



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Kiev dpa) - A Ukrainian man, who had been considered to be world's oldest person, has died aged 116, reports said Sunday. Ukrainian authorities confirmed the death of Griogri Nestor, who had been considered unofficially to be the world's oldest person at the time of his 116th birthday last March.

In March, the Ukrainian authorities officially recognized him as being the world's oldest person and attempts were being made to get him into the international record books.

Nestor reportedly put his long life down to the fact that he had never been married.



Based on this, ordering pizza from my company could extend your lifespan.

Company motto "The product clogs your veins... all except one."

Because of my contribution to public health, maybe I should get one of the Doctorate degrees from the same place that rappers did.

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