Amazon 7 #1 December 19, 2007 http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/18/santa.groped.ap/index.html DANBURY, Connecticut (AP) -- Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint. Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on January 3. Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles. A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea." Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said. A man who teaches hundreds of prospective Santas a year -- "Santa Tim" Connaghan, president of RealSantas.com -- said he's never heard of a similar incident, though it's not unusual for adults to want to pose with Santa. "I've had some very nice ladies sit on my lap," said Connaghan, who did not train the Danbury Fair Santa. "Once in a while they'll say 'I hope Mrs. Claus isn't going to be upset.' You have to be discreet and kind and say 'Oh no, she'll be OK. You can sit here, but only for one photo."' A spokeswoman for Cherry Hill Photo, the company that coordinates Santas for Danbury Fair, declined to comment Tuesday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 December 19, 2007 oh geez..... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 December 19, 2007 You better not touch I'm Telling you why, Its old and shrivled And not good to fly. Santa Claus aint comin in town Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 December 19, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 December 19, 2007 **************** Extended Version **************** You better not touch - You better not Play - You better watch out - He thinks your GAY, - Santa Claus - can't cum a-ny moreeee Hes stroking it once - he's stroking it twice - He's gunna find out if you are lose or real tight . . . Santa Claus can't cum an-y mooooore! He Know's its old and shrivelled- He's really just a Perv He know's when you been role playing - So expect what you de-serve . .. OH You better not touch - You better not Play - You better watch out - He just might be GAY, - Santa Claus - can't cum a-ny moreeee *********I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #6 December 19, 2007 Quote **************** Extended Version **************** You better not touch - You better not Play - You better watch out - He thinks your GAY, - Santa Claus - can't cum a-ny moreeee Hes stroking it once - he's stroking it twice - He's gunna find out if you are lose or real tight . . . Santa Claus can't cum an-y mooooore! He Know's its old and shrivelled- He's really just a Perv He know's when you been role playing - So expect what you de-serve . .. OH You better not touch - You better not Play - You better watch out - He just might be GAY, - Santa Claus - can't cum a-ny moreeee ********* You guys are really putting disturbing images in the mind of someone who still believes in Santa... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 December 19, 2007 Quote I'm just going to call Santa Claus an old lucky fucker... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 December 19, 2007 Quote **************** Extended Version **************** You better not touch - You better not Play - You better watch out - He thinks your GAY, - Santa Claus - can't cum a-ny moreeee Hes stroking it once - he's stroking it twice - He's gunna find out if you are lose or real tight . . . Santa Claus can't cum an-y mooooore! He Know's its old and shrivelled- He's really just a Perv He know's when you been role playing - So expect what you de-serve . .. OH You better not touch - You better not Play - You better watch out - He just might be GAY, - Santa Claus - can't cum a-ny moreeee ********* I think... you've got a hit, here!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 December 19, 2007 Which reminded me of a cartoon I saw in Playboy... Yeeeeaaarrrs ago... It showed a little girl sitting on Santa's lap. The caption was; 'Santa, if I don't get that doll, I'll tell my mom what you're doing right now!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
