johndh1 0 #51 December 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteand still woke up alone and unviolated, So, Billy left early? Are you kidding? Flo already says I bring Billy home injured or hung-over as it is. She certainly wouldn't be happy with my leaving him curled-up on the doorstep semi-conscious, with his thumb in his mouth, mumbling something about "go to the happy place."Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #52 December 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote and still woke up alone and unviolated, So, Billy left early? Are you kidding? Flo already says I bring Billy home injured or hung-over as it is. She certainly wouldn't be happy with my leaving him curled-up on the doorstep semi-conscious, mumbling something about "go to the happy place." He said he was gonna drive by my house slowly and push me out. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #53 December 19, 2007 Yeah, that was two weeks ago when Franken-Billy had that big fresh gash down the middle of his forehead. I knew we'd be in trouble then, so I told Billy I was just going to slow down as we drove by his house, and he could jump out so I could get away before his wife caught up.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #54 December 19, 2007 I've seen some enormous rattlers in South Texas. Big fat ones! They do get sluggish in the cooler weather. I had a propane delivery route and there was a rattler coiled-up under one of the tanks I was about to fill. I gave it a good squirt with the liquid propane and really frosted it! I picked it up and slung it out in the pasture... then, I filled the tank!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #55 December 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote and still woke up alone and unviolated, So, Billy left early? Are you kidding? Flo already says I bring Billy home injured or hung-over as it is. She certainly wouldn't be happy with my leaving him curled-up on the doorstep semi-conscious, with his thumb in his mouth, mumbling something about "go to the happy place." Meh. Just leave him in the shopping cart. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #56 December 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote and still woke up alone and unviolated, So, Billy left early? Are you kidding? Flo already says I bring Billy home injured or hung-over as it is. She certainly wouldn't be happy with my leaving him curled-up on the doorstep semi-conscious, with his thumb in his mouth, mumbling something about "go to the happy place." Meh. Just leave him in the shopping cart. Ahhh - Good ol' Animal House reference.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites