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and still woke up alone and unviolated,



So, Billy left early?



Are you kidding? Flo already says I bring Billy home injured or hung-over as it is. She certainly wouldn't be happy with my leaving him curled-up on the doorstep semi-conscious, with his thumb in his mouth, mumbling something about "go to the happy place."
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and still woke up alone and unviolated,



So, Billy left early?


Are you kidding? Flo already says I bring Billy home injured or hung-over as it is. She certainly wouldn't be happy with my leaving him curled-up on the doorstep semi-conscious, mumbling something about "go to the happy place."


He said he was gonna drive by my house slowly and push me out. :D
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Yeah, that was two weeks ago when Franken-Billy had that big fresh gash down the middle of his forehead. I knew we'd be in trouble then, so I told Billy I was just going to slow down as we drove by his house, and he could jump out so I could get away before his wife caught up.
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I've seen some enormous rattlers in South Texas. Big fat ones! They do get sluggish in the cooler weather. I had a propane delivery route and there was a rattler coiled-up under one of the tanks I was about to fill. I gave it a good squirt with the liquid propane and really frosted it! I picked it up and slung it out in the pasture... then, I filled the tank!:D


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and still woke up alone and unviolated,



So, Billy left early?


Are you kidding? Flo already says I bring Billy home injured or hung-over as it is. She certainly wouldn't be happy with my leaving him curled-up on the doorstep semi-conscious, with his thumb in his mouth, mumbling something about "go to the happy place."


Meh. Just leave him in the shopping cart. :|
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and still woke up alone and unviolated,



So, Billy left early?


Are you kidding? Flo already says I bring Billy home injured or hung-over as it is. She certainly wouldn't be happy with my leaving him curled-up on the doorstep semi-conscious, with his thumb in his mouth, mumbling something about "go to the happy place."


Meh. Just leave him in the shopping cart. :|


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