BillyVance 35 #1 December 6, 2007 I only scored 109 but the guy who sent this to me scored 237 - and he won't say how he got there! I originally posted this as a normal post, then decided I wanted to make it into a poll. Easier for you sick fuckers. 1, Ever laughed at someone's misfortune ? (1) 2, Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person ? (2) 3, Ever tried alcohol ? (1) 4, Ever been Drunk ? (2) 5, Ever play drinking games ? (2) 6, Ever Fall down because you drank to much ? (3) 7, Ever drink enough to throw up ? (4) Bonus - Throwing up on yourself or another person (1) 8, Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before ? (5) 9, Ever been forcibly removed from a bar ? (8) 10, Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl ? (5) 11, Do you drink regularly, at least three times a week ? (3) Bonus - 1 point for each extra day (Max of 7) 12, Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4) 13, Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms ? (4 per drug tried) 14, Do you use drugs regularly ? (4) Bonus - more than four times a week (4) 15, Ever bought soft drugs ? (4) 16, Ever sell drugs ? (8) 17, Ever sold drugs to support a drug habit ? (12) 18, Ever used barbiturates ? (8) 19, Ever used hallucinogens ? (8) 20, Ever used narcotics ? (10) 21, Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours ? (8) 22, Ever Been on a date ? (2) 23, Ever been felt up, groped ? (2) Bonus - To orgasm (2) 24, Ever had sexual intercourse ? (6) 25, Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite sex ? (5) 26, Ever paid for sex ? (8) 27, Ever taken advantage of someone while they were drunk/ stoned / incapacitated ? (4) 28, Ever get someone stoned /drunk in order to obtain sexual favours, and succeed ? (8) 29, Ever engage in oral sex ? (4) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2) 30, Ever engage in anal sex ? (6) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2) 31, Ever engage in the 69 position ? (4) 32, Ever contracted a STD? (12) 33, Ever had sex without a contraceptive ? (4) 34, Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion ? (12) 35, Ever had sex with more than one person at a time ? (9) 36, Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week ? (4) 37, Ever had sex in a public place ? (6) 38, Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act ? (4) 39, Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex ? (10) 40, Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification ? (8) 41, Ever used sex toys ? (6) 42, Ever pass out during sex ? (5) 43, Ever been responsible for loosing someone else's virginity ? (4) 44, Ever masturbated while talking on the telephone ? (3) 45, Ever bought something in a sex shop ? (3) 46, Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball ? (1) toes ? (2) ears ?(1) 47, Ever had sex with a relative ? (5) 48, Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot ? (6) 49, Does necrophilla, pedophilla or beastiality turn you on ? (20) 50, Ever been arrested ? (8) Bonus - Convicted ? (7)"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #2 December 6, 2007 Damn I don't think I'll post my total, but I guess if you live long enough, you do stuff. "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #3 December 6, 2007 74Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 December 6, 2007 Quote 74 Prude! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #5 December 6, 2007 222 "I'm going straight to hell... just like my momma said" Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 December 6, 2007 QuoteI only scored 109 Prude!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #7 December 6, 2007 Whew! Glad to see someone had a higher score than I did. I made the enjoying life to the max category."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 December 6, 2007 I'm a danger to society. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #9 December 6, 2007 Quote222 "I'm going straight to hell... just like my momma said" So, you "grew up just west of the tracks"?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 December 6, 2007 Quote Whew! Glad to see someone had a higher score than I did. I made the enjoying life to the max category. The fact that you used to manage an adult oriented store, makes that hard to believe. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #11 December 6, 2007 I just managed it! No acting experience involved!"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #12 December 6, 2007 153Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #13 December 6, 2007 I did better good. 121! I am actually proud of myself. That means I get to go out and be more wild and still not be a danger to society!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #14 December 6, 2007 I still think that the drug questions were too heavily weighed I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #15 December 6, 2007 QuoteQuote222 "I'm going straight to hell... just like my momma said" So, you "grew up just west of the tracks"? yep... i'm "that son of a bitch in the wind" Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #16 December 6, 2007 Shit, I'm going to be singing that to myself all freaking day, now. I may have to call you to share the wealth and good times I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #17 December 6, 2007 Quote I still think that the drug questions were too heavily weighed I thought you scored most of your points from #35 on down... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #18 December 6, 2007 Don't get your hopes upI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #20 December 6, 2007 I scored a 150 ....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #21 December 6, 2007 Quote 186 here... How YOU doin? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #22 December 6, 2007 What are "soft drugs"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #23 December 6, 2007 Quote What are "soft drugs"? I dunno... never abused any of that stuff... soft or hard. I'm guessing maybe your mom's prozac or valium? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #24 December 6, 2007 Quote What are "soft drugs"? I just looked it up to refresh my memory as well. It seems caffeine is considered a soft drug (as well as other things, though the term mostly refers to weed.) I love Starbucks! Make my score a 78! Woo-hooo! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #25 December 6, 2007 217... I guess I'll just have to hope for one of the Outer Circles... I'll be the one by the River Archeron in the chaise lounge... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
