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Where is the "Married, what's a bj" option?



I for one...WOULDN'T KNOW!!! :P:P:P


Ended up giving her 2 inches YOU didn't know you had?:ph34r::D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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If a chick stuck her finger in my arse i'd pop her in the head :D



In the head??? Are you sure she's a she?:o:ph34r::P


Is he sure that was his finger?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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If a chick stuck her finger in my arse i'd pop her in the head :D



In the head??? Are you sure she's a she?:o:ph34r::P


Is he sure that was his finger?


Could you define the word "is"?:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I had one chick grab my dick, pull it out her pussy and shove it in her arse once.



...but did you give her a golf clap or a pat on the back for initiative and style points?
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No it was very quick, she soon realised it wasn't a good idea after a big gasp and put it back in the other hole.

Definately A+ points for trying though.



you sure she didn't slip?

A chick that goes from the vertical smile to the brown eye, back to the hatchet wound just seems dirty...

Granted, this is all coming from someone who refers to the vagina as a hatchet wound, so take anything I say with a grain of salt and LOTS of sugar:D
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It was no slip, we were enjoying some doggy when she reached under, pulled it out and straight in the poo pipe. I think the head just passed the rim by the time she swiftly pulled it back out.

Like you say though, thats instant points for trying.
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Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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It was no slip, we were enjoying some doggy when she reached under, pulled it out and straight in the poo pipe. I think the head just passed the rim by the time she swiftly pulled it back out.

Like you say though, thats instant points for trying.



What a shame...

Got your winky winky smelling like bum bum and poo poo for no reason pretty much... shoulda just sucked on a titty titty.:ph34r:

If you don't know what I'm referencing...

Clicky:ph34r:
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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