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The other day, I was telling Steve how rude it is to put down what he calls "fatties", and he told me that my tummy is too big. :S Sorry, but I like to eat.



*blinking*

You neglected to mention how you oh-so-coyly asked me, "You hate fatties, don'tcha?" to which I responded in the affirmative, but also noting that the criteria are largely subjective, and I'm largely on the extreme fringe.

After my pointing this out, you then asked me whether I thought you were fat.

ENTRAPMENT!

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Excuse me for being a real woman with some body fat...:ph34r:



You don't need to excuse yourself, silly; your spare tire is not the least bit offensive.

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After my pointing this out, you then asked me whether I thought you were fat.

ENTRAPMENT!



Nope. That's complete horseshit. I did think that it was rude of you to keep mentioning how fat some people are and calling them names like that. That's BS.

You also were saying that you think that women actually can weigh 100 lbs. at 5 ft 10 inches. I was going to tell you that I'm only 5 ft tall and weigh almost 100 lbs. myself, which is why I asked if you thought I was fat. It wasn't because I care if you actually think that. I never thought that you'd say what you did. I found it funny.
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You neglected to mention how you oh-so-coyly asked me, "You hate fatties, don'tcha?"



I don't talk like that. I don't day "don'tcha. I also didn't coyly ask you anything. I was trying to make an angry point about how rude it is for you to call some women and men those names, as I was buying my guy and myself some cake! I was in a fucking bakery for goodness sake! Did you really think that I cared if I was fat, when I was comtemplating buying a whole cake for myself? :D:D:D:D:D:D

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I did think that it was rude of you to keep mentioning how fat some people are and calling them names like that.



Keep mentioning? What are you talking about? You *asked* me!

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You also were saying that you think that women actually can weigh 100 lbs. at 5 ft 10 inches.



Hence my aforementioned mention of "extreme fringe."

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I was going to tell you that I'm only 5 ft tall and weigh almost 100 lbs. myself, which is why I asked if you thought I was fat.



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I found it funny.



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I don't talk like that.



Oh, I'm sorry. Between the, "horseshit," "fucking," and other expletives, I may have inadvertently got the idea you may use an occasional double contraction. Please forgive me for my insolence.

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I was trying to make an angry point



Sorry again. Didn't get that signal; perhaps it was drowned out by all the drooling and lip-smacking over the cakes and ices.

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Did you really think that I cared if I was fat,



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Great link...thanks. I'm also one of the HONEST guys in here who will say I like big fake boobies (as long as they aren't freakish). Most guys will say they don't like them, but then you drag 'em to the strip club and find them with their head buried between a set.

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and he told me that my tummy is too big.



DAYUUUUM... if he thinks your tummy is big, I must be a heffer girl!!! :P

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