Cheezy Christmas Gifts - beat this

[chuckakers 426]

My wife got this from a co-worker (who happens to be a white-collar type with money).

It even came complete with this year's collectibles!



Beat that!

Chuck Akers
D-10855
Houston, TX

[lawrocket 3]

Cheesy? How many people have received self-help books?

"Gee, mom. Thanks! I didn't actually think I needed Dr. Laura Schlesinger's, 'Ten Stupid Ways to Ruin Your Life.' A nice book title by homewrecking whore who isn't actually a doctor. And here I thought I have actually done a reasonably good job in life...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Man, that must have set them back like $4.04

[kbordson 8]

REAL Cheesy Gifts

[mnealtx 0]

MMMMmmm.....Cheese curds!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[nerdgirl 0]

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Cheesy? How many people have received self-help books?

{raises hand}

Of a sort ... when I was 16, my aunt gave me subscriptions to Elle, Seventeen, and some other 'fashion' magazine because I wasn't 'girly' enough in her opinion. (At the time, my reading interest was more Sky & Telescope, Discover, and Backpacker.) It was also the same year I got this present from my dad.

VR/Marg

Act as if everything you do matters, while laughing at yourself for thinking anything you do matters.
Tibetan Buddhist saying

[BillyVance 35]

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Cheesy? How many people have received self-help books?

"Gee, mom. Thanks! I didn't actually think I needed Dr. Laura Schlesinger's, 'Ten Stupid Ways to Ruin Your Life.' A nice book title by homewrecking whore who isn't actually a doctor. And here I thought I have actually done a reasonably good job in life...

Whatever you think the person needs help with, get them the "Idiot's Guide To..." or is it "... For Dummies" book

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[aardvarkeater 0]

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Cheesy? How many people have received self-help books?

"Gee, mom. Thanks! I didn't actually think I needed Dr. Laura Schlesinger's, 'Ten Stupid Ways to Ruin Your Life.' A nice book title by homewrecking whore who isn't actually a doctor. And here I thought I have actually done a reasonably good job in life...

Whatever you think the person needs help with, get them the "Idiot's Guide To..." or is it "... For Dummies" book

I wonder if they have Postwhoring For Dummies?

Muff Brother #4026
Loco Zapatos Rodriguez
SCR #14793

[shropshire 0]

Who else would it be for?

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Krip 2]

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My wife got this from a co-worker (who happens to be a white-collar type with money).

It even came complete with this year's collectibles!



Beat that!

Well you wife could use the collectibles to buy the dude his present.

One Jump Wonder

[popsjumper 2]

Such negatism!
Look at the bright side! You got a Christmas bonus!
Yay!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[SarahC07 0]

Maybe I'm crazy.

wait...

I am crazy. anyways.

I actually enjoy reading a few of the 'self help' books... most of it doesn't apply to me - but I can take a lot away from it or at least have a better understanding of others...

Believe it or not, I've requested one as a gift before.

[DJL 235]

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Cheesy? How many people have received self-help books?

{raises hand}

Of a sort ... when I was 16, my aunt gave me subscriptions to Elle, Seventeen, and some other 'fashion' magazine because I wasn't 'girly' enough in her opinion. (At the time, my reading interest was more Sky & Telescope, Discover, and Backpacker.) It was also the same year I got this present from my dad.

VR/Marg

So what self help book did you get her the next year? "Easing the Pain" by Dr. Jack Kevorkian?

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher