BillyVance 35 #1 December 31, 2007 A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #2 December 31, 2007 That's pretty funny I got 1... A man goes hunting...he sets up, sees a bear in his sights, aims his shotgun and shoots. To his dismay, the bear disapears - and all of a sudden he gets a tap on his shoulder... Bear: "give me a bj or I'll eat you." Not having much choice the hunter does the dirty deed. So the next day the man comes all pissed off to the same hunting spot and sees the same bear, so he setsup a whole row of machine guns and lets 'em rip...the smoke clears, but to the hunters shock, the bear has dispeared again...tap on shoulder...bear: same as yesterday or..." so again the hunter... on the third and final day the hunter comes enraged, bazooka in hand...spots the bear, fires, but the result is the same Tap tap on shoulder........bear: "you must not come here to hunt..." Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #3 December 31, 2007 Or this 1... A man has been suspecting for some time that his wife has been cheating on him - so 1 day he decides to come home early from work. He walks in, and sure enough, his wife is laying bed naked as can be, legs spread wide and whatnot; but there was no one else in sight. The husbands proceeds to frantically search the entire house but finds no one. In his rage, he throws the refrigerator out a window and subsequently has a heart attack thereafter. He then finds himself in front of St. Pete at the pearly gates, alongside 2 other guys. Peter asks each 1 "how did you get here?" the 1st guy says: "well, I was walking down a street - and out of no where a fridge fell on me..." Pete: "What about you?"........."heart attack" To the 3rd guy... "And you?..." "Well. I was just 'chillin in this fridge, and..." Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 December 31, 2007 Good one! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
