Darktreader 0 #1 January 2, 2008 Just got reminded of the old manlaws we all used to have so much fun with. So lets hear em' "be creative" Whats your Man Law"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 January 2, 2008 My man law? It should take a man longer to get his car cleaned up and ready for a hot date than to get himself cleaned up and ready. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #3 January 2, 2008 I have so many I will try to limit to one a day. Man Law When calling dibs on a girl, it is not official unless the said friend has either jumped on a grenade for you in the past or you owe him money."Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #4 January 2, 2008 Under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 January 2, 2008 If said BFF (Big Fat Friend) is trying to cockblock your friend. It is your duty to, "Take one for the team." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkL1N19XXG4 Here's a song about itDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
