Broke 0 #26 January 2, 2008 Hey I eat bananasDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #27 January 2, 2008 Quote WTF, are guys stupid? Let's see, how can I phrase this? Uh yes, guys are stupid. Except for me--I'm an asshole; Skydiving's Biggest Asshole, in fact.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #28 January 2, 2008 Quote Everyone loves me... Unfortunatly it is like the retarded brother that is locked in the closet Wanna trade?You can be the turd guy for a while and I'll be the retard. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #29 January 2, 2008 QuoteGET A PRE-NUP!!! Fixed.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #30 January 2, 2008 Quote Well I just have to treat my next woman like crap, and they will hang in there a lot longer trying to get things to work Come on, you. You can't possibly think that you did nothing to contribute to the demise of any of your ex- relationships. (Notice I didn't say "failed'?) If she was posting that she was bored with you, perhaps you did the classic male thing, and stopped paying attention once you'd finished the pursuit. It's never all one person's fault. We all make choices, we all make contributions to a relationship; and sometimes, like it or not, two people just aren't going to be able to be happy together. I think it's a big mistake to not try and take a good hard look at the role you have played in the demise of your relationships. How else to grow and hopefully choose more successfully next time? (Or realize that marriage just is never going to be the thing for you). It's not that marriage doesn't work. It just doesn't work for everybody. Some of us take a little longer to come to that realization.Doesn't mean love isn't in the cards; it just may be more successful with non-traditional approaches. I for one congratulate all those newly engaged couples, as well as those hard working couples that have managed to keep it together (happily, mind you) for many years. I envy you that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #31 January 2, 2008 I'm not going to bore you with the details.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #32 January 2, 2008 Damn, take this to the Womens' forum!!!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #33 January 2, 2008 Hey STFU if you don't like it!!And I mean that only in the most facetious of ways.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #34 January 2, 2008 switch teams? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 January 2, 2008 Quote Hey STFU if you don't like it!!And I mean that only in the most facetious of ways.... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #36 January 2, 2008 Quote switch teams? There is a problem with that though. I find women way more attractive then menDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #37 January 2, 2008 Quote Quote switch teams? There is a problem with that though. I find women way more attractive then men Ok, so let's say you had to choose between Hillary Clinton and...hell, I just can't go there.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #38 January 2, 2008 I would take my left hand befor that womanDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #39 January 2, 2008 QuoteI would take my left hand befor that woman Has anyone really *verified* that she is human *and* a woman? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #40 January 2, 2008 QuoteOk, so let's say you had to choose between Hillary Clinton and Ok, lets say he had to choose between doing hillary or cleaning up the icky mess he left in someone's refrigerator.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #41 January 2, 2008 Quote SUCKERS!!! thank you, for confirming what I already knew!!! shoot, the moment I asked her to marry me, i pretty much ended my own life, ... give her a ring.. no, i should have given her some gardening sheers, and a platter... since marriage is just serving her my balls on a silver platter anyways! hahaha. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #42 January 2, 2008 If she really loves you she won't stand in your way of enjoying life brother. Just keep that in mindDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #43 January 2, 2008 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #44 January 2, 2008 wow, I don't normally actually laugh out loud, but that second picture had me laughing!!! CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #45 January 2, 2008 My job here is done... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #46 January 2, 2008 This quiz is a few years old, but hey it might help someone: Are you Ready for Marriage? 1. What are your goals in regards to marriage? (Spiritual, tax purposes, etc.) 2. What are your spiritual beliefs? 3. Do you want children? How many? In what time frame? 4. How do you manage your finances? 5. How do you manage stress? 6. What are your ultimate goals in life? 7. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years? 8. Place these items, listed in alphabetical order, in order according to your priorities: Career Children Mom/Dad/Brothers/Sisters Spiritual beliefs Spouse Social Commitments 9. Is there anything that will come before your spouse? (i.e. spiritual, hobbies, job) 10. How do you intend to resolve marital conflict? 11. Who will you seek guidance from re: being a good husband/wife? Do you have wise counsel already set up (i.e. parents with a successful marriage? Friends with a successful marriage?) 12. What are your 'non-negotiables' (in other words, what would break the marriage vows)? 13. How will your in-laws fit into your new marriage? What will you allow, what will you allow for a time, what will you not allow? With regards to this, consider the following: An in-law wants to move in with you? An in-law giving advice on your marriage? An in-law needing to borrow money? An in-law giving advice about raising children? Holidays with in-laws? You ask to borrow money from an in-law? 14. What are your vows to your future spouse? 15. Should you require marriage counseling, who will you seek it from? Will you agree to counseling if your spouse asks for it, even if you don’t see the need for it? 16. How will you continue to improve your marriage? (i.e., marriage books, seminars, retreats, etc) 17. If you entered a burning building, and found your new husband/wife, and someone for whom you have deep love and respect (i.e., your mother or your father) and only had time to rescue one person, would it be your husband/wife? If not, you may want to think about why not. Answer these questions privately, then compare. Discuss. Be open. Be honest. Your answers to the above questions are vital. If you and your intended differ on the above,and cannot find an accord that you can truly live with for the rest of your life (and ‘I can change his/her mind’ or ‘I’ll grow to change’ are not acceptable), then you aren’t looking for a marriage. You’re looking for a ‘license to lust’. They don’t exist. Be patient and allow yourselves to develop as individuals without the responsibility of a marriage –or get an attorney, get a prenuptial agreement, and get a good form of birth control. If your quizzes match up, and you feel ready, go get that marriage license! Marriage licenses are located at the top of Mt. Everest. Each individual must be present with photo ID. Happy climbing. Joe and I had to go through something similar prior to getting married, both for the army and for the church. I'm not saying that it's a magic formula for success, but I will say that if you don't know the answers to those questions, you have a higher chance of being in the now 80% divorce rate in the US. That mountain climbing statement isn't meant to discourage; it was meant to bestow the seriousness of the responsibility of the union. My grandmother (successful marriage for 50+ years)told my mother #17 during her engagement to dad. My mother (successful marriage 35+ years and still going!) told me that if I ever had a marital spat that I would never be allowed to hide out at mommy's house. I'm thankful for having two of the best role models ever. I'm not the most intelligent woman. I'm not the wealthiest, the most talented, or the most well-liked -but this one thing I can say -Though we're far from perfect, my husband and I have the best marriage I have ever seen in 15 years. We have taken wise counsel, and we knew those answers and were committed. Anyway, hope it helps. It brings a tear to my eye to see people that have been married for 20, 30, and 50+ years smiling at each other and holding hands. I want to give them a hug and get their autographs -those are true heroes.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #47 January 2, 2008 I hear Amy Fisher is single again. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #48 January 2, 2008 Quote I hear Amy Fisher is single again. I'd bitch-slap her before I'd hit that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #49 January 2, 2008 Quote I hear Amy Fisher is single again. Psycho sex is the best sex... time to get me some LI lolitaDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #50 January 2, 2008 QuoteOk, so let's say you had to choose between Hillary Clinton and...hell, I just can't go there. Would she be a BILF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites