happythoughts 0 #1 January 5, 2008 Be sure to read the disclaimer... Nelson Rocks QuoteUse of helmets (available at entrance station) is advised for anyone approaching the rock formations. ... A whole rock formation might collapse on you and squash you like a bug. QuoteEven if you know what you're doing, lots of things can go wrong and you may be injured or die. It happens all the time. My favorite part... QuoteThe Preserve does not provide rangers or security personnel. The other people in the preserve, including other visitors, our employees, agents, and guests, and anyone else who might sneak in, may be stupid, reckless, or otherwise dangerous. They may be mentally ill, criminally insane, drunk, using illegal drugs and/or armed with deadly weapons and ready to use them. We aren't necessarily going to do anything about it. We refuse to take responsibility. A disclaimer that says that their employees may be criminally insane, drunk, or using illegal drugs. Excellent. My favorite line is the last one. "We refuse to take responsibility." That should stand up in court. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #2 January 5, 2008 fuckin awesome.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faulknerwn 38 #3 January 5, 2008 That's great! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #4 January 5, 2008 That's completely satisfying! Whatcha see (or don't see) is whatcha get! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #5 January 5, 2008 So.....they hirin'?!"T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 January 5, 2008 That could be added to the DZ waiver... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 January 5, 2008 Quote So.....they hirin'?! I'll bet background checks and drug tests are not strictly performed. "Have you been arrested for a recent felony?" "No, dude." "Thanks. I think we're done here." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #8 January 5, 2008 Quote I'll bet background checks and drug tests are not strictly performed. Those drug tests are a scam! I've applied for a bunch of 'em and they never once, let me test anything good. All I ever got, was a little plastic bottle....wasn't good for nuthin', it wouldn't stay lit, clogged the bowl and just made me cough like hell! "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
