Old joke

[grannyinthesky 0]

Here’s an old joke I found in some stuff of my parents. It’s even older than I am.

Brides, of three Air Transport Command pilots were sitting at the Coney PLAZA Bar, commiserating over cocktails, over their husbands’ absences.

Said the first, ”You know girls, maybe it’s these five cocktails that’ve loosened my tongue, but just between us, I think aviation does something to husbands. The others hunched closer, and she continued.
“Just last week, Ed came home after a six week trip. Oh, he was kind and affectionate, but you know girls, after 6 weeks, I wanted something more than affection. He went into the bedroom yawning, shave, showered and pulled on his pajamas and went to bed. I thought the time had come, so I said I was sleepy too and snuggled close up to him, but he dropped off to sleep. I lay there awake thinking, then I noticed a tent rising in the blankets at the right place. And when he threw off the sheet, I knew that the moment had come. There was that tremendous throbbing thing standing straight up like a long pine tree. But do you know what he did? He grasped it with his two hands and pulled it back towards his chin and said, ‘Keep that nose up, keep that nose up:, and dropped back to a dead sleep.”
The second bride shook her head dolefully, took a long sip at her cocktail and said, “You know girls, this is strange, and something similar happened to me. Just like your Ed, Jane, Joe came home day before yesterday and like Ed, he shaved, showered, and went to bed and so did I. But nothing happened. He just went off to sleep. Then a little later he reached over and grabbed one of mu tits. I knew we’d be going to town now. Then he reached for the other, pulled them gently apart, put his chin on my chest, put the two things in his ears and said, “DC-17 calling Cairo. Come in Cairo”, and fell back in a dead sleep.
The third bride then hitched her chair closer, took a long sip of her cocktail and ---“I’ve had a similar experience. Bill was gone eight weeks and he did the very same thing as Ed and Joe, just shaved, showered and went to bed. I lay there beside him for about 20 minutes and nothing happened. He just slept. Then he reached over and began feeling my leg. Then he gently spread my legs a part and soothingly caressed them with his hand, work higher all the time. I could hardly wait, but finally he got hold of the jewel case and he was about to do business. He rared up in bed and shouted, “Hey! Who in the hell left the bomb bay doors open?”

"safety first... and What the hell.....
safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy

POPS #10490

[dannydan 5]

very dated with the wording....

[grannyinthesky 0]

Like I said, it's older than I am. circa 1949 or 1950 I think. But I sorta like it and thought I 'd share.

"safety first... and What the hell.....
safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy

POPS #10490

[dannydan 5]

I can honestly say tho that I have never heard the libia majora and minora referred to " bombay doors".... dammn'itslurp~slurp