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Use of Centrifugal Force to Assist in Childbirth

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Already patented. Oh, well:S


"The gynecologist in charge of the operation instructs the operator as to the gravitational force to be applied to the fetus and the latter takes his place at the controls of the apparatus."

The mother is then spun around and around at a speed sufficient to dislodge the baby. Maximum g-force for the machine is 7.


http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT3216423&id=qtFaAAAAEBAJ&dq=3,216,423

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Would it be cheaper to take her for a ride in a Pitts Special?



I'll lend all pregnant chicks a Lightning 160, they just have to take in on a 15 second delay.
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Would it be cheaper to take her for a ride in a Pitts Special?



I'll lend all pregnant chicks a Lightning 160, they just have to take in on a 15 second delay.

And a ride ready to take mother and child to the hospital?
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