TypicalFish 0 #1 January 8, 2008 "As the late, great, Colonel Sanders once said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken'"... I dont know why, but it's been making me laugh all day. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #2 January 8, 2008 My favorite movie quote from all times is, Dante: 37... My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks... Customer (quizzical voice): In a row? Yeah, I loved Clerks... Sorry. Back to your regularly scheduled post whoring... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #3 January 8, 2008 Actress: So what do you do for a living? Harry: I'm retired. When I was a kid I invented dice. Harry: Whats wrong with her? Harmony: Well for starters, she's been fuked more times than she's had hot dinners! Harry: I heard about that, it was neck and neck then she skipped lunch. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - hilarious film! Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites