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TypicalFish

My favorite movie quote from last night...

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My favorite movie quote from all times is,

Dante: 37... My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks...
Customer (quizzical voice): In a row?

Yeah, I loved Clerks... Sorry. Back to your regularly scheduled post whoring...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Actress: So what do you do for a living?
Harry: I'm retired. When I was a kid I invented dice.

Harry: Whats wrong with her?
Harmony: Well for starters, she's been fuked more times than she's had hot dinners!
Harry: I heard about that, it was neck and neck then she skipped lunch.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - hilarious film!:D

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

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