Twoply 0 #1 January 10, 2008 My wife is leaving for 4 days out of town and she's been talking about really getting on some good sex all day after the kids are in bed. If you're having unprotected sex, consider the following that awaits you. So far: 1. My 3 year old son peed a sizeable puddle in the middle of the carpeted living room 2. My 1 year old daughter started choking on a slug of bread and I had to tip her over and clear the blockage. My wife started crying. 3. And now my son just pooped a huge load in the bathtub. I had to scrub the whole thing out. She's putting him to bed and I'll be ready to go no matter what, but I hope this hasnt drained her spirits too much. I need to get some before she leaves! I should probably wash my hands first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 January 10, 2008 I don't want to have to flip this over to SC, but . . . when it comes to sex education, how will you deal with your children? Will you let them attend the public school class or do you plan on giving them "the talk" yourself? Will you simply drag out this thread for your 3-year-old son to read 10 years from now?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 January 10, 2008 Quote Will you simply drag out this thread for your 3-year-old son to read 10 years from now? If he doesn't, I will! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #4 January 10, 2008 Blowjob. No risk of kids. You should return the favor.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
