turtlespeed 226 #1 January 8, 2008 . . . By proxy text message . . . What THAT all about? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 January 8, 2008 Quote . . . By proxy text message . . . What THAT all about? Somebody's a chickenshit, is what I think. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #3 January 8, 2008 HA HA!! Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 January 8, 2008 You is sooo fat: - When you skydive, earth gets stuck in your orbit - When you jump, they calls it 'Operation Dumbo Drop' - You can BASE Jump from your neck - You lost 3 Parachutes in the crevices on your back already - People use your flabs of loose skin as grippers - You gave the Airplane stretch marks - Even a fully Deployed Parachute get's caught in your burble - You can only fit your fingers through your leg-straps - When you lands on someone, the last thing they will recall after looking up is "seeing a long dark tunnel..." - When you skydive, people hide in bomb shelters - When you skydive, UFO reports start raining in - You can wear a Volkswagon Beetle for a helmet Feel better now?Disclaimer: Not directed at YOU of course as that would be a PA.. NO Not a P.A. That would be YOU.. but a PA as in Personal Attack and I would NEVER make a PA on here.This is just a list of possible Jokes that you send back to your Proxy insulter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 January 8, 2008 Quote . . . By proxy text message . . . What THAT all about? Dunno...did you deserve it?? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 January 8, 2008 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #7 January 8, 2008 Quote . . . By proxy text message . What did you do to her?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #8 January 8, 2008 If your dick was as big as your mouth, it probably would have been more enjoyable. Nope, wasn't me who sent it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #9 January 8, 2008 QuoteIf your dick was as big as your mouth, it probably would have been more enjoyable. Now thats a good one LMAO``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #10 January 8, 2008 whose booty do I need to kick.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #11 January 8, 2008 Quote If your dick was as big as your mouth, it probably would have been more enjoyable. Nope, wasn't me who sent it. DAYUUMMMMM.......I'll have to remember that one! Be a great one to tell my ex husband!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 898 #12 January 8, 2008 Husband: "I'm going out to find me some new pussy!" Wife: "If you had 2 more inches of dick, you'd find some new pussy right here!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #13 January 8, 2008 Quote Husband: "I'm going out to find me some new pussy!" Wife: "If you had 2 more inches of dick, you'd find some new pussy right here!" ROFLMAO!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #14 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote If your dick was as big as your mouth, it probably would have been more enjoyable. Nope, wasn't me who sent it. DAYUUMMMMM.......I'll have to remember that one! Be a great one to tell my ex husband!!!! I have more where that came from... What's the difference between a you and a dildo? You are a real DICK. Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your next date... And people think I was lying when I said I was a cynical, bitter, cold-hearted bitch... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #15 January 8, 2008 Got news for you dar'lin, The Queen Mary is a Huge fuckin Boat.. But drop it the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and it dont seem so Big now does it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zep 0 #16 January 8, 2008 Quote Got news for you dar'lin, The Queen Mary is a Huge fuckin Boat.. But drop it the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and it dont seem so Big now does it! I got news for you, the Queen Mary is a SHIP, Boats are for boys an wannabees Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 898 #17 January 8, 2008 and submariners. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #18 January 8, 2008 Jesus loves you... Everybody else thinks you're an asshole... You're such a low-life, you don't deserve the steam off of my piss. I know I said I loved you, but I lied... It was the alcohol talking... I know I said you were the best sex ever, but I lied. It was the drugs talking and I needed them to fuck you. It's better for someone to THINK you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it... OK, I'll stop now. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #19 January 8, 2008 -Someone insulted you via text message?! What a horrible thing! Why, I never...! Oh shit. I think I have an old cell number in my phone for you. Oh wells, some random person just got a text full. I'm sure they deserved it for something...karma and all that. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #20 January 8, 2008 Quote -Someone insulted you via text message?! What a horrible thing! Why, I never...! Oh shit. I think I have an old cell number in my phone for you. Oh wells, some random person just got a text full. I'm sure they deserved it for something...karma and all that. Now THAT is Funny!!! PM sent . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #21 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote . . . By proxy text message . . . What THAT all about? Dunno...did you deserve it?? that's a rhetorical question isin't iYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #22 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote . . . By proxy text message . . . What THAT all about? Dunno...did you deserve it?? that's a rhetorical question isin't i Yes - yes you are.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #23 January 8, 2008 Quote whose booty do I need to kick.. Mine. Here's how it went... i was talking to a certain dzcommer on the phone and he said 'only steers and queers are in tx." So i took it to me that turtle is a queer cause i know he's not a steer. Then i told turtle that ----- called him a queer. Was that wrong? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #24 January 8, 2008 never quote a dude in eyeliner oh, and don't you have a flight to catch? You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #25 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote whose booty do I need to kick.. Mine. Here's how it went... i was talking to a certain dzcommer on the phone and he said 'only steers and queers are in tx." So i took it to me that turtle is a queer cause i know he's not a steer. Then i told turtle that ----- called him a queer. Was that wrong? When your choices are queer or castrated, it's kind of a lose-lose situation from the start.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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mamajumps 0 #10 January 8, 2008 whose booty do I need to kick.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #11 January 8, 2008 Quote If your dick was as big as your mouth, it probably would have been more enjoyable. Nope, wasn't me who sent it. DAYUUMMMMM.......I'll have to remember that one! Be a great one to tell my ex husband!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #12 January 8, 2008 Husband: "I'm going out to find me some new pussy!" Wife: "If you had 2 more inches of dick, you'd find some new pussy right here!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #13 January 8, 2008 Quote Husband: "I'm going out to find me some new pussy!" Wife: "If you had 2 more inches of dick, you'd find some new pussy right here!" ROFLMAO!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #14 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote If your dick was as big as your mouth, it probably would have been more enjoyable. Nope, wasn't me who sent it. DAYUUMMMMM.......I'll have to remember that one! Be a great one to tell my ex husband!!!! I have more where that came from... What's the difference between a you and a dildo? You are a real DICK. Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your next date... And people think I was lying when I said I was a cynical, bitter, cold-hearted bitch... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 January 8, 2008 Got news for you dar'lin, The Queen Mary is a Huge fuckin Boat.. But drop it the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and it dont seem so Big now does it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #16 January 8, 2008 Quote Got news for you dar'lin, The Queen Mary is a Huge fuckin Boat.. But drop it the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and it dont seem so Big now does it! I got news for you, the Queen Mary is a SHIP, Boats are for boys an wannabees Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #17 January 8, 2008 and submariners. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #18 January 8, 2008 Jesus loves you... Everybody else thinks you're an asshole... You're such a low-life, you don't deserve the steam off of my piss. I know I said I loved you, but I lied... It was the alcohol talking... I know I said you were the best sex ever, but I lied. It was the drugs talking and I needed them to fuck you. It's better for someone to THINK you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it... OK, I'll stop now. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 January 8, 2008 -Someone insulted you via text message?! What a horrible thing! Why, I never...! Oh shit. I think I have an old cell number in my phone for you. Oh wells, some random person just got a text full. I'm sure they deserved it for something...karma and all that. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 January 8, 2008 Quote -Someone insulted you via text message?! What a horrible thing! Why, I never...! Oh shit. I think I have an old cell number in my phone for you. Oh wells, some random person just got a text full. I'm sure they deserved it for something...karma and all that. Now THAT is Funny!!! PM sent . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote . . . By proxy text message . . . What THAT all about? Dunno...did you deserve it?? that's a rhetorical question isin't iYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote . . . By proxy text message . . . What THAT all about? Dunno...did you deserve it?? that's a rhetorical question isin't i Yes - yes you are.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 January 8, 2008 Quote whose booty do I need to kick.. Mine. Here's how it went... i was talking to a certain dzcommer on the phone and he said 'only steers and queers are in tx." So i took it to me that turtle is a queer cause i know he's not a steer. Then i told turtle that ----- called him a queer. Was that wrong? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #24 January 8, 2008 never quote a dude in eyeliner oh, and don't you have a flight to catch? You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote whose booty do I need to kick.. Mine. Here's how it went... i was talking to a certain dzcommer on the phone and he said 'only steers and queers are in tx." So i took it to me that turtle is a queer cause i know he's not a steer. Then i told turtle that ----- called him a queer. Was that wrong? When your choices are queer or castrated, it's kind of a lose-lose situation from the start.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
