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...The mouse trap I set up caught a mouse before she did.

I did like how the trap crushed its head, and didn't snap its neck. Good. The little shit suffered a bit. >:(

The cat is getting a pay cut, that fatass...

Me: 1, Mouse: 0.
Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

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Hmmm.

Never happened to me before.

I might have paid a humane wildlife controller. Or, I'd have invested in a humane trap and placed the little fellow in my annoying neighbor's yard. :)
We let Zoe' out the other day very early in the morning and she came back with that pesky mole that's been making lumps in my yard. B| He was SO cute! So small! So innocent. :) He was just doing his own thing. So, we thanked Zoe' and relocated the unharmed, but scared little fellow.

:)

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...The mouse trap I set up caught a mouse before she did.

I did like how the trap crushed its head, and didn't snap its neck. Good. The little shit suffered a bit. >:(

The cat is getting a pay cut, that fatass...

Me: 1, Mouse: 0.



Here's my lazy cat. This is how I found him when I got home from work today.

He doesn't catch mice either. My OTHER cat does. And brings them to the patio doors for THIS one to eat!

Not only lazy, but fat AND he has his own hunter! :D:D
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Here's my lazy cat. This is how I found him when I got home from work today.

He doesn't catch mice either. My OTHER cat does. And brings them to the patio doors for THIS one to eat!

Not only lazy, but fat AND he has his own hunter! :D:D



It's good to be the King.
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Here are my lazy cats. They are laying underneath the blanket with me right now. he he:D



THe one on the left looks like she's either nursing off the other, or is giving her a razzberry on her tummy.:)
Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

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It's a pillow - actually, she liked to make biscuits on it. Don't know if she still does.

As for destruction.... that's mostly electrical cords for various cell phones, clock-radios, etc.... I guess they don't call Maine Coon cats "a dog in a cat's body" for nothing!

Nina calls her "my little puppycat".
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Nina calls her "my little puppycat".



:D It's funny b/c I call my dog "my other pussy (cat)". :P



Seriously, he does this thing at dog park where he sees another dog coming and gets "down low" like a cat in the grass and waits. Then he "pounces" when the other dog nears.

:D

I'm certain Zoe' taught him that. B|
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Here are my lazy cats. They are laying underneath the blanket with me right now. he he:D



THe one on the left looks like she's either nursing off the other, or is giving her a razzberry on her tummy.:)


Hehe it dose:P. The one on the left is girl (Katana) and the one on the right is a boy (Slider)
Fly like a girl

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Here are my lazy cats. They are laying underneath the blanket with me right now. he he:D



THe one on the left looks like she's either nursing off the other, or is giving her a razzberry on her tummy.:)


Hehe it dose:P. The one on the left is girl (Katana) and the one on the right is a boy (Slider)


"And then, the oral sex!":o:P:)
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Here are my lazy cats. They are laying underneath the blanket with me right now. he he:D



THe one on the left looks like she's either nursing off the other, or is giving her a razzberry on her tummy.:)


Hehe it dose:P. The one on the left is girl (Katana) and the one on the right is a boy (Slider)


"And then, the oral sex!":o:P:)


:P:D
Fly like a girl

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...The mouse trap I set up caught a mouse before she did.

I did like how the trap crushed its head, and didn't snap its neck. Good. The little shit suffered a bit. >:(

The cat is getting a pay cut, that fatass...

Me: 1, Mouse: 0.



TTIWWOP>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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