Darktreader 0 #1 January 10, 2008 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1438724.html Snapping turtle bit boy's penis Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake. They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank. They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered. They are puzzled as to why the turtle should have attacked the teenage swimmer. The boy was bitten through the swimming trunks on his private parts and then bitten again on the hand as he tried to scramble out of the water. He realised what it was that was attacking him when the turtle latched onto his finger, leaving a deep wound that needed several stitches. Snapping turtles can reach a weight of six stone and live for 80 years, but police believe that if they failed to catch the latest turtle escapee it will not survive through the winter when the lake freezes over. Despite the hot weather locals have been avoiding the lake since the incident, but so far there has been no further sign of the turtle and the hunt by police divers has been unsuccessful."Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 January 10, 2008 I told him not swim there. I also told him to bring a nice set of boobies to lok at - he didn't. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #3 January 10, 2008 a penis muncher are you??? not that there's anything wrong with that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #4 January 10, 2008 when I heard you liked 15 year old boys I just thought its was sexual... I didnt know it was like that..."Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinagirl 0 #5 January 10, 2008 You wanted to see the set of boobs of a 15 year old boy?? You're sicker then I thought...~Built for Abuse www.skydivethefarm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperGirl 0 #6 January 10, 2008 someone's gotta teach you how to give head properly... just remember... no teeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
