Icon134 0 #51 January 10, 2008 Quote One smack to the back of your heads with a cast iron skillet, and the only thing you guys will be making is baby noises in a nursing home. So basically your insecure in your cooking ability and thus feel the need to resort to viloence to win...I think we should let the food do the talking... (that or we can have a cast iron skillet sword fight... because I'm sure your not the only one that has one in your kitchen... )Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #52 January 10, 2008 I love it when you guys see the humor of my statements. In reality, I love cooking and have always done so, i frequently make new things or can clone nearly anything I have ever eaten in a restaurant. I think cooking is essential for anyone who has to eat to live, and does not want it to be a drag. I would compete against anyone, I do not care if it is a professional chef. I just don't bake or do pastry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #53 January 10, 2008 Anyone interested in proof of my cooking skills can either show up for a meal, or get references from Rainbo, Gene03, or anyone else who has eaten at my house, or at the DZ when it is not freezing cold outside. Cooking on a coleman stove can be a challenge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #54 January 10, 2008 Quote In reality, I love cooking and have always done so, i frequently make new things or can clone nearly anything I have ever eaten in a restaurant. I think cooking is essential for anyone who has to eat to live, and does not want it to be a drag. I would compete against anyone, I do not care if it is a professional chef. I just don't bake or do pastry. I'm no professional chef... but I too love cooking... I enjoy the science behind it... and frankly I don't have a problem doing pastries... mmmmm.... pie... and I have no problem wearing an apron... as trophyhusband said it's necessary to keep the little man safe... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #55 January 10, 2008 My friends great uncle was a retired wiseguy with IBM. Don asked him for some advice from his vast experiences in life, he was 84 yrs old when he had to move to a nursing home, he had lung cancer. So he called Don close and, Don Said yeas uncle Guido? Guido whispered, never fry bacon naked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #56 January 10, 2008 Quote Cooking on a coleman stove can be a challenge. Naw... cooking on a rock over a campfire, or using leaves to cook biscuits is a challenge... coleman stoves are easy... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #57 January 10, 2008 Not when they won't get hot enough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #58 January 10, 2008 Well after my success in the kitchen i thought i'd try my hand at breakfast 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #59 January 10, 2008 I'm most interested in the "gas money" note involving the police....nice beverage..."you can't drink all day if you don't start early!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #60 January 10, 2008 Beer for breakfast? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #61 January 10, 2008 Its not a gas bill, its a reciept from the car maintenence and local police number that i called last night And only good beer can be used for breakfast, if its hard alcohol or Bud you're simply an alcoholic 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #62 January 10, 2008 Quote Is it still hot if i wear the gay apron thingy? Only if that's ALL you're wearing! Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #63 January 10, 2008 There used to be one around the kitchen somewhere and just when i wanted to do that i cant find the bloody thing.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #64 January 10, 2008 Quote Well after my success in the kitchen i thought i'd try my hand at breakfast Dude, how hard is it to drop an egg into the water when the ramen is boiling? Amateur.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #65 January 10, 2008 Quote she herself has said repeatedly, she is NOT a chef, merely a cook I have multiple Korean stamps of approval for my Bulgogi and sticky rice! One of my favorite meals to make too! bring it bitches.. MMMmmmm......bulgogi....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #67 January 11, 2008 tonight was grilled blackened tilapia with rice and beer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #68 January 11, 2008 Quote Well after my success in the kitchen i thought i'd try my hand at breakfast Dude, you left out the cleavage.Did she not stay for breakfast? Sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #69 January 11, 2008 I was totally joking about Rachel Raye being a chef. Yes, she is a fairly competent cook, but one hell of a marketer so far. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #70 January 11, 2008 Quote I was totally joking about Rachel Raye being a chef. Yes, she is a fairly competent cook, but one hell of a marketer so far. Hell, her husband is an even better cook! I read it in one of those magazines at the dentist's office. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #71 January 11, 2008 Bring it!!! My Chuna Mac (Chili, Tuna, and Easy Mac) will crush you!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #72 January 11, 2008 Quote Bring it!!! My Chuna Mac (Chili, Tuna, and Easy Mac) will crush you!!! I can't decide if that sounds interesting or completely disgusting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
