livendive 8 #1 January 11, 2008 Finding out your spouse is actually your biological twin? I have to imagine it would present a whole bunch of issues that would be difficult to deal with! The article doesn't say whether they had any children, but I could easily see that being what tipped the first domino in the chain of finding out they were twins. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 January 11, 2008 Luke, I am your father. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #3 January 11, 2008 Quote Luke, I am your father. Hey, that's my line! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 January 11, 2008 Quote [ChrisFarleyvoice]Luke, I am your faaather.[/ChrisFarleyvoice] Fixed it! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #5 January 11, 2008 scene from JOE DIRT : Jamie Presley "I'm your sister....I'm your sister.....I'm your sister....""Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 January 11, 2008 Why did I imagine a short red head when as I read this story?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #7 January 11, 2008 Quote Why did I imagine a short red head when as I read this story? I have no idea. I suppose knowing this couldn't happen to me is yet another advantage of dating someone so much younger than me, but I think it'd be pretty obvious regardless. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 January 11, 2008 Quote Quote Why did I imagine a short red head when as I read this story? I have no idea. I suppose knowing this couldn't happen to me is yet another advantage of dating someone so much younger than me, but I think it'd be pretty obvious regardless. Blues, Dave Not - YOUR - redhead - just in general.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kell.nl 0 #9 January 11, 2008 Quote Quote Why did I imagine a short red head when as I read this story? I have no idea. I suppose knowing this couldn't happen to me is yet another advantage of dating someone so much younger than me, but I think it'd be pretty obvious regardless. Blues, Dave Since she is much younger than you, she's not your twin sister.... But are you sure she isn't your daughter??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 January 11, 2008 Quote Since she is much younger than you, she's not your twin sister.... But are you sure she isn't your daughter??? Yes...while she is closer to my daughter's age than my age, she's not THAT much younger than me! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 January 12, 2008 Quote Quote Why did I imagine a short red head when as I read this story? I have no idea. I suppose knowing this couldn't happen to me is yet another advantage of dating someone so much younger than me, but I think it'd be pretty obvious regardless. Blues, Dave I was visiting the town where I grew up and stopped in a restaurant. While waiting, the hostess mentioned that I looked familiar. I said that I used to live there, but was only visiting. She asked, "Maybe you know my mom" and told me her moms name. "No. Doesn't sound familiar." (I used to date her mom and I was feeling uncomfortable with her question.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #12 January 12, 2008 I'm so disappointed, dude. You so TOTALLY could have worked The Graduate on her. Elvisio "you know you thought about it" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 January 12, 2008 Oh my Gyad I couldn't imagine a worse way to -ugh. Eww. Man, those poor, poor individuals. How heart breaking and sickening all at the same time. They'll need counseling for life. I can't imagine what a person would feel like at that moment. Reminds me of a late '80s 'People's Court' where a mother was trying to stop her 'adopted' son and biological daughter from dating. They were in the courtroom and trying to become emancipated or something so they could date. At the end the mom breaks down and tells them it's because they were actually biological brother and sister but she hadn't wanted to tell anyone because of the boy's age. They kind of quit holding hands after that comment. I had to keep telling myself that it was a 'drama' and not the real participants so I would keep from feeling sick. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #14 January 12, 2008 To the tune of Avril Lavigne - Complicated Quote I was feelin' pretty down 'Till my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me Who would have guessed Her family crest I'd suddenly spy Tattooed on her thigh And son-of-a-gun It's just like the one on me Tell me How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? No no no No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 January 13, 2008 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 January 13, 2008 Quote Quote [ChrisFarleyvoice]Luke, I am your faaather.[/ChrisFarleyvoice] Fixed it! "If your family tree doesn't fork...You might be a redneck." -- Jeff Foxworthy "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
