selbbub78 0 #1 January 14, 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 : We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration? CReW Skies, bubbles"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #2 January 14, 2008 Build a man a fire, he'll be warm all night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinagirl 0 #3 January 14, 2008 Oh, that's a funny one. Gonna try that one out...~Built for Abuse www.skydivethefarm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 January 14, 2008 Quote Oh, that's a funny one. Gonna try that one out... You will be better off paying attention to #8.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 January 14, 2008 Be kind to the old guys. Even old guys would appreciate a good blowjob every now and then. February is "Blow An Old Guy Month". Hmmmmm...maybe that falls under #8, too. I dunno. But it sounds good to me! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 January 14, 2008 Quote We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration? Would that lead to eating mexican more often.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
