Perverted question about vaginas

[cocheese 0]

Does your pussy open up when you spread your legs while sitting in the plane on the ride up?

[TrophyHusband 0]

i surprised at the number of pussies opening up in the plane. ladies, just remember, if you see cocheese looking at you on the ride to altitude, he is wondering if your pussy is open or closed.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[cocheese 0]

Nah, I'm usually wondering if my closing loop is tight enough, or is my parachute going to open because it was a mess when i put it in the bag.

I never think about sex in the plane.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

I'm having a hard time believing this is actually a poll.

I'm having a harder time believing that I bothered to answer it.


No I'm not saying what I checked.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[cocheese 0]

I'm thinkin you're a Skyvan type girl.

Just trying to liven up the bonfire, peeps. I don't have a cat.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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I'm thinkin you're a Skyvan type girl.

Just trying to liven up the bonfire, peeps. I don't have a cat.

I have never been in a skyvan...I haven't even ever seen one.

If you're bored, you can borrow my Joey. He is more entertaining than a cat -he's going through mania at the moment. He'll spin and spin and spin and then grind his teeth and yell and get angry, but then he'll jump onto my lap and either headbutt me in the face or bust out in the most hysterical laughter that you just have to laugh too! It's like some invisible person is tickling him or telling him a joke. That's funny.

-Ya just have to guard your nose & eyes for the headbutt. I'm pretty good at doing that. Haven't had a black eye in months!

If he's too wild for ya you can borrow my 92 pound lap-kitty named Derick. He's usually the calm twin & he just likes to cuddle and have you tickle his feet.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[turtlespeed 226]

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I'm thinkin you're a Skyvan type girl.

Just trying to liven up the bonfire, peeps. I don't have a cat.

I have never been in a skyvan...I haven't even ever seen one.

If you're bored, you can borrow my Joey. He is more entertaining than a cat -he's going through mania at the moment. He'll spin and spin and spin and then grind his teeth and yell and get angry, but then he'll jump onto my lap and either headbutt me in the face or bust out in the most hysterical laughter that you just have to laugh too! It's like some invisible person is tickling him or telling him a joke. That's funny.

-Ya just have to guard your nose & eyes for the headbutt. I'm pretty good at doing that. Haven't had a black eye in months!

If he's too wild for ya you can borrow my 92 pound lap-kitty named Derick. He's usually the calm twin & he just likes to cuddle and have you tickle his feet.

Can we PLEASE stick to the subject here. Gheese!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ACMESkydiver 0]

OMG I have no idea how I ended up bringing my sons into a perverse discussion about vaginas, but I had successfully killed the thread with it until you dug it back up!!


I think this thread was continued over in the 'meaty hangy box' thread, anyhow.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[kbordson 8]

I was going to reply to this yesterday.... but was annoyed by the inaccurate terminology. Come on.... how hard is it to use correct terms like introitus or genital hiatus


but.... now, my amusement over the fact that 22 others are curious about the same question has intrigued me. Do you guys REALLY think about things like that?

[turtlespeed 226]

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I was going to reply to this yesterday.... but was annoyed by the inaccurate terminology. Come on.... how hard is it to use correct terms like introitus or genital hiatus


but.... now, my amusement over the fact that 22 others are curious about the same question has intrigued me. Do you guys REALLY think about things like that?

Yes, Mistress.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[TrophyHusband 0]

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Do you guys REALLY think about things like that?

i never did until now, but i do look at a woman's eyebrows and arm hair to get an idea of what its like downstairs. my wife says she's gotten pretty good at telling what it's going to look like before a woman even gets undressed. i sure you can do it too.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[kbordson 8]

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i sure you can do it too.

I still get surprised sometimes. It's those naughty "respectable" ones that make me smile a little.

[Muenkel 0]

Cocheese,

In the future, you really do not have to use the word 'perverted' in any of your thread titles. It is always inferred.

_________________________________________
Chris

[chinagirl 0]

Does your butthole open up when YOU are on the plane???

~Built for Abuse
www.skydivethefarm.com

[Zing 2]

Only when I fart.

Zing Lurks

[cocheese 0]

No, i don't do the Rainbow boogie.

[Peej 0]

Like talk about its feelings and stuff? I can't believe the mental picture in my head right now

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[popsjumper 2]

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...Do you guys REALLY think about things like that?

Why, yes! While we're on the subject, if you ar not using yours right now, may I borrow it for oh, say...about 30 seconds?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[popsjumper 2]

I think this calls for a scientific study, Cheesy. Eliminate the "panties" option and it could be the definitive answer to our meandering wonderings.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[cocheese 0]

Actually there is a scientific question involved here.

If the pussy is open, then pressure in the vagina will equalize. If it is closed, a queef may be in the making. Technically this could cause an embollism which could be fatal.

So the moral of the story is:

Keep your vagina open on the ride to altitude.

[popsjumper 2]

That's one of the things I like about you...always thinking ahead!


I always support vaginal excercising. Embolism preventive action is good, supporting information.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[cocheese 0]

Yea, sometimes i use the perverted card to get my scientific research discoveries across to you people.
I get no respect in return from the ladies.