Ladies: What do you want in your cabanna boy?

[cocheese 0]

What are the requirements for employment?

[kbordson 8]

1. Do what's asked, when asked.
2. Know what is wanted so it won't be asked for
3. Make life easy
4. Showing any resistance to the above will not be tolerated.


Easy enough

[LisaH 0]

"in" your cabana boy?? hmmm

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[cocheese 0]

I'm not resisting, but number 2 might be a problem.

[cocheese 0]

Remind me not to bend over if i'm ever your cabana boy.

[chinagirl 0]

1. A six pack
2. Supermodel face
3. Doesn't talk

~Built for Abuse
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[sharimcm 0]

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"in" your cabana boy?? hmmm

I'd rather my cabana boy be in me, not something in my cabana boy.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[tmaricle55 0]

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1. A six pack
2. Supermodel face
3. Doesn't talk

Where is the ability to USE it???

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

A good cabana boy:
1. Thinks of what I might want and does/gets it for me without me having to ask for it.

[cocheese 0]

So here's some hugs. Hugs hugs hugs.

[lawrocket 3]

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A good cabana boy:
1. Thinks of what I might want and does/gets it for me without me having to ask for it.

So when I think to myself, "I think Rosa just wants to be left alone" and then leaves you alone, would that be cool?
Or what about, "I think Rosa wants me to get the money she's owed. I've got a baseball bat." Or should I confirm with you that you are even owed money to begin with? It's really not having to ask for it, right?

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Broke 0]

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1. A six pack
2. Supermodel face
3. Doesn't talk

Why only a 6 pack why not a case

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[kbordson 8]

I typically don't want or need cabana boys. I much prefer being independent... and find strong, intelligent men to be more attractive.

But... there are times when I can't do what I want to, and those times the most attractive trait of the strong intelligent man is to know that I'm struggling and horribly confined by the limitations. And in knowing that, show compassion for my situation.... and do NOT take a 20min shower and then tell me that there is not time to help me get a shower before running off to work. (not that I'm annoyed by that....)

[Broke 0]

You could probably use one right now with that busted ankle of yourse.

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SCR 14192

[LisaH 0]

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I typically don't want or need cabana boys. I much prefer being independent... and find strong, intelligent men to be more attractive.

But... there are times when I can't do what I want to, and those times the most attractive trait of the strong intelligent man is to know that I'm struggling and horribly confined by the limitations. And in knowing that, show compassion for my situation.... and do NOT take a 20min shower and then tell me that there is not time to help me get a shower before running off to work. (not that I'm annoyed by that....)

I'll come help you shower.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[Broke 0]

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I typically don't want or need cabana boys. I much prefer being independent... and find strong, intelligent men to be more attractive.

But... there are times when I can't do what I want to, and those times the most attractive trait of the strong intelligent man is to know that I'm struggling and horribly confined by the limitations. And in knowing that, show compassion for my situation.... and do NOT take a 20min shower and then tell me that there is not time to help me get a shower before running off to work. (not that I'm annoyed by that....)

I'll come help you shower.

Can I help you help?

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SCR 14192

[lawrocket 3]

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and do NOT take a 20min shower and then tell me that there is not time to help me get a shower before running off to work

For you, Doctor, I'll not take showers at all.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Thanatos340 1]

1. A six pack .. Uhh How about a Whole Keg?
2. Supermodel face .. A Model of what?? A Horses ass?? Cool!! Got that!!
3. Doesn't talk .. Shit!! Strike 3 I guess.

[PLFXpert 0]

My God, we agree!





Having said that, BZ must be my cabana boy b/c he already does that on occasion. I think he holds out just long enough I'm still impressed when it happens.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[newbloomer 0]

1. must be strong
2. must be smart
3. must be funny
4. must be creative
5. must be quick thinking
6. must know by end of day 1 exactly what I want and how I want it.

"not all grief is bad grief, just ask Charlie Brown"

[mnskydiver688 0]

Geez, you must get going quick after the first handshake if he is supposed to know how you want it by the end of the first day. Do you take breaks?

Sky Canyon Wingsuiters

[BillyVance 35]

Has anybody ever said "must have a big dick"??

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Shell666 0]

Ummm ... requirements?

For me that's easy.







1. a cabana boy

Yeah. That's about all I need. The rest follows (at least in the dream world I live in).

Yep, just give me a cabana boy ... the rest will follow.

Is that asking for too much??





Edited to add -- isn't the whole point of having a cabana boy is that you DON'T have to tell them anything. It just happens. Magically. 'cause they know. 'cause they be CABANA BOYS.

'Shell

[Frenchy68 0]

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I typically don't want or need cabana boys. I much prefer being independent... and find strong, intelligent men to be more attractive.

But... there are times when I can't do what I want to, and those times the most attractive trait of the strong intelligent man is to know that I'm struggling and horribly confined by the limitations. And in knowing that, show compassion for my situation.... and do NOT take a 20min shower and then tell me that there is not time to help me get a shower before running off to work. (not that I'm annoyed by that....)

That's why I don't shower. It gets in the way of me showing compassion.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[iluvtofly 0]

1. must have great sense of humor
2. must do what i say when i say
3. must be incredibly nice and sweet
4. must surprise me every so often with something romantic (candle lit dinner etc.)
5. must worship the ground i walk on