sartre 0 #26 January 11, 2008 Oh, I don't know...maybe being able to spell the word "cabana"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #27 January 11, 2008 Quote1. a cabana boy Yeah. That's about all I need. The rest follows (at least in the dream world I live in). Yep, just give me a cabana boy ... the rest will follow. Is that asking for too much?? That works for me!!"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #28 January 11, 2008 Quote Oh, I don't know...maybe being able to spell the word "cabana"? I was trying to be nice with correcting the spelling in my post and not pointing that out. You have earned your DZ dot com 2007 nomination! 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #29 January 11, 2008 Quote Quote 1. a cabana boy Yeah. That's about all I need. The rest follows (at least in the dream world I live in). Yep, just give me a cabana boy ... the rest will follow. Is that asking for too much?? That works for me!! Thanks. Just trying to dumb it down for the cabana boys reading this thread. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #30 January 11, 2008 To me, anyone who makes a spelling error in the title of the thread they start is just begging for it. I'm simply trying not to disappoint.Now that's being facetious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #31 January 11, 2008 Quote To me, anyone who makes a spelling error in the title of the thread they start is just begging for it. I'm simply trying not to disappoint.Now that's being facetious. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #32 January 11, 2008 Quote What are the requirements for employment? Me. They want me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #33 January 11, 2008 Quote Thinks of what I might want and does/gets it for me without me having to ask for it. Its really easier on the poor things when there are a couple of them to share the duties. Oh...and they cant be fragile... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #34 January 11, 2008 Quote Its really easier on the poor things when there are a couple of them to share the duties. Plus, that keeps them from getting too attached and getting their little hearts broken...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #35 January 11, 2008 Quote Quote Its really easier on the poor things when there are a couple of them to share the duties. Plus, that keeps them from getting too attached and getting their little hearts broken...... HOLY SHIT! You're not only facetious but you're channeling Amazon!!! Look out boys! 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #36 January 11, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Its really easier on the poor things when there are a couple of them to share the duties. Plus, that keeps them from getting too attached and getting their little hearts broken...... HOLY SHIT! You're not only facetious but you're channeling Amazon!!! Look out boys! Nahh, she said hearts broken not bodies broken. Either way there are severe penalties for forgetting the little umbrella in the drinks. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #37 January 11, 2008 Quote Me. They want me. I know I do. Will Hottie let you be my cabana boy? I'll give you back when you start to get annoying. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #38 January 11, 2008 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What are the requirements for employment? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me. They want me I'm new around here. What are your qualifications?"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #39 January 11, 2008 Quote Ummm ... requirements? For me that's easy. 1. a cabana boy Yeah. That's about all I need. The rest follows (at least in the dream world I live in). Yep, just give me a cabana boy ... the rest will follow. Is that asking for too much?? Edited to add -- isn't the whole point of having a cabana boy is that you DON'T have to tell them anything. It just happens. Magically. 'cause they know. 'cause they be CABANA BOYS. I'M IN!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #40 January 11, 2008 Quote Quote Ummm ... requirements? For me that's easy. 1. a cabana boy Yeah. That's about all I need. The rest follows (at least in the dream world I live in). Yep, just give me a cabana boy ... the rest will follow. Is that asking for too much?? Edited to add -- isn't the whole point of having a cabana boy is that you DON'T have to tell them anything. It just happens. Magically. 'cause they know. 'cause they be CABANA BOYS. I'M IN!!! EXCELLENT! 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 January 11, 2008 Quote Quote Me. They want me. I know I do. Will Hottie let you be my cabana boy? I'll give you back when you start to get annoying. Awwe - You have to give him more than 10 minutes.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinagirl 0 #42 January 11, 2008 Quote Quote 1. A six pack 2. Supermodel face 3. Doesn't talk Where is the ability to USE it??? Quote What can I say? I'm superficial...just want something good to look at while I relax on the beach. Add to my scenery yeah?? Key here is to help me RELAX! F&ck everything else! ~Built for Abuse www.skydivethefarm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #43 January 11, 2008 Quote Quote Thinks of what I might want and does/gets it for me without me having to ask for it. Its really easier on the poor things when there are a couple of them to share the duties. Oh...and they cant be fragile... How you doinDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #44 January 12, 2008 Quote Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What are the requirements for employment? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me. They want me I'm new around here. What are your qualifications? In a word. Yes! What ever it is you need. Im sure I have it. Skymama: lately she's been a bit greedy with me b/c of my travels. (Im typing this from the PHX airport only to return to PHX on Sunday) But as long as you two play nice, I know she'd share. A little. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #45 January 12, 2008 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What are the requirements for employment? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me. They want me -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm new around here. What are your qualifications? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In a word. Yes! What ever it is you need. Im sure I have it. Skymama: lately she's been a bit greedy with me b/c of my travels. (Im typing this from the PHX airport only to return to PHX on Sunday) But as long as you two play nice, I know she'd share. A little. Playing nice is fun!!!"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleskycrab 0 #46 January 15, 2008 My cabana boy must be a deaf mute and hung like a bull! Oh and he lives only to please my every whim and needs like NO recovery time for round two... or three or whatever round we happen to be on. Oh and he can cook like a master chef. Oh and he LOVES to give massages, oh and....... Huh, I don't want much do I? Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #47 January 15, 2008 Sorry, but I refuse to remove my tongue and puncture my eardrums for you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleskycrab 0 #48 January 15, 2008 I said nothing about maimed and deformed . I simply meant "silent" as in no complaining... or requests Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #49 January 15, 2008 Quote ...Key here is to help me RELAX! F&ck everything else! See? This is where I fit in! WooooHoooo! There's potential to be had! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #50 January 15, 2008 er....could you possibly back off a little on the "hung like a bull" part? I'm good to go on everything else. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
