BillyVance 35 #1 January 15, 2008 Three men . . a farmer, Osama bin Laden and a skydiver are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a big Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total," says the Genie. The farmer says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want our land to be forever fertile" POOF! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said,"I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. Next, the skydiver says, "I'm a little curious. Please tell me a little more about this wall . . ." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about five thousand feet high, five hundred feet thick and completely surrounds those countries. Nothing can get in or out. It's virtually impenetrable." The skydiver sits down, cracks a beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with water . . . ." I pretty much vote this my favorite e-mail of the year . . . . . . . "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #2 January 15, 2008 LMAO...that's great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #3 January 15, 2008 He should have asked for superfast elevators on the outside walls for the BASE jumpers too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 January 15, 2008 "Fill it with Oil" (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 January 15, 2008 Why not Jet ADivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 January 15, 2008 Billy's joke was dead funny..... I was just trying to get it moved the SC (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 January 15, 2008 So would you classify yourself as a Northern Monker or a Southern Fairy you silly pikey Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 January 15, 2008 I'm a West Midlander - no pikey me.... but I'll go for silly (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
