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Ellen Kicks Oprah's Ass

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I never really liked Ellen's work too much.......but now that I've been unemployed for 6 weeks, I've had numerous chances to catch her show. She's actually pretty damn funny.

I've never watched Oprah, but I'm sure Ellen gets more laughs. :)

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She's hilarious!

She doesn't come on until 5 p.m. in my area. If I leave my office, I'm usually back by that time. The first 15 minutes is always the best! I don't care much about most of the celebs and usually do some paperwork during that time, but I love when she has "real people" on.

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Now this is FRIGHTENING!


Oprah gains her own US TV network
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey already owns a magazine, radio network and a website
Chat show host Oprah Winfrey is to launch a US TV network named after her. Winfrey will become chairwoman of OWN - the Oprah Winfrey Network - which will be available in 70m homes on satellite.

But her chat show contract means she is unlikely to be seen regularly on screen - it prohibits reruns on the channel and remains in force until 2011.

It will focus on issues such as money, health and relationships. "This is an evolution of what I've been able to do every day," Winfrey said.

"I will now have the opportunity to do this 24 hours a day on a platform that goes on forever," she added.

The new channel is being created through a deal with media giant Discovery Communications, which will see its Discovery Health channel relaunch as OWN.

Ownership of the network is being split 50-50 between Discovery and Winfrey's company, Harpo Productions.

In return, Winfrey is giving her new business partner half ownership of her Oprah.com website.


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What I really want to see is Ellen vs Oprah vs Rosie in a Celebrity Triple-Threat Death Match!!!



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Can we throw Paris Hilton into the mix just so they all whip her scrawny little ass first, please?


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What I really want to see is Ellen vs Oprah vs Rosie in a Celebrity Triple-Threat Death Match!!!



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Can we throw Paris Hilton into the mix just so they all whip her scrawny little ass first, please?



Then you have to throw in Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears in there too. :D
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What I really want to see is Ellen vs Oprah vs Rosie in a Celebrity Triple-Threat Death Match!!!



In mud:)


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Can we throw Paris Hilton into the mix just so they all whip her scrawny little ass first, please?



This could easily turn into a mass free-for-all...Pay TV? I'm IN!

Referee: The Donald
Psychologist: Dr. Phil
Cut Man: Jeffery Dahmer
Announcer: Truman Capote

Combatants:
Ellen DeGeneres (Gay Bomber)
Oprah Winfrey (Big Mama)
Rosie O'Donnell (Bigger Mama)
Paris Hilton (Free Filly)
Britney Spears (The Twatter)
Tanya Harding (The Hammer)
Monica Lewinsky (Blowhard)
Hilliary Clinton (No Blow)
Constipated Rice (Beanpole)
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What I really want to see is Ellen vs Oprah vs Rosie in a Celebrity Triple-Threat Death Match!!!



In mud:)


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Can we throw Paris Hilton into the mix just so they all whip her scrawny little ass first, please?



This could easily turn into a mass free-for-all...Pay TV? I'm IN!

Referee: The Donald
Psychologist: Dr. Phil
Cut Man: Jeffery Dahmer
Announcer: Truman Capote

Combatants:
Ellen DeGeneres (Gay Bomber)
Oprah Winfrey (Big Mama)
Rosie O'Donnell (Bigger Mama)
Paris Hilton (Free Filly)
Britney Spears (The Twatter)
Tanya Harding (The Hammer)
Monica Lewinsky (Blowhard)
Hilliary Clinton (No Blow)
Constipated Rice (Beanpole)


That would be quite the Battle Royal! :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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You know what? I'll bet you didn't know it, but Rosie's got a little experience in the ring versus Donald Trump. See here: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/archive/01082007/articles/39182221

It was pretty funny, even though it wasn't really her nor was it really Trump. :D

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What I really want to see is Ellen vs Oprah vs Rosie in a Celebrity Triple-Threat Death Match!!!

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