I was actually offended!

[Darktreader 0]

which doesnt happen often,

A friend of mine in which I have known for several years, at the bar tonight calls me over to tell me "that for some reason when she drinks...shes very attracted to me".

at first I am thinking, " ok how many drinks did I have and was it enough to go ahead and take viagra now..."

then I started thinking " man the next morning might be pretty awkrawd..."

Finally I realized man even my close friends have to be really drunk to find me attractive.

I think I only had one feeling left and she hurt it...

"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

[Zing 2]

Obviously, you ain't drinkin' enuf!

Zing Lurks

[chykynlyps 0]

a great way to get over that is to fuck her anyway

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[Darktreader 0]

I never said I didnt....

"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

[chykynlyps 0]

nice - it will help if you fuck her friend too - also it will be really funny to me

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[skymama 37]

Maybe the alcohol loosens her inhibitions enough to let her say what she's really feeling. She might be attracted to you all the time and is just afraid to tell you in fear of rejection. She obviously already likes your personality since you've been friends for years.

Or, she could have just been horny. You should ask today. Say something like, "do you remember what you said to me last night..." and see what she says.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[wrightskyguy 1]

I once sacrificed a friendship for a night of passion. It was so worth it! Women are'nt very good friends anyway, they cry all the time and have to hit from the red tees.

John Wright

World's most beloved skydiver

[popsjumper 2]

I was told once, "Not bad for an old guy."


How am I supposed to take THAT?

What I said was, "Stick around. There's more you can learn. That was just SexEd 101."

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which doesnt happen often,

A friend of mine in which I have known for several years, at the bar tonight calls me over to tell me "that for some reason when she drinks...shes very attracted to me".

at first I am thinking, " ok how many drinks did I have and was it enough to go ahead and take viagra now..."

then I started thinking " man the next morning might be pretty awkrawd..."

Finally I realized man even my close friends have to be really drunk to find me attractive.

I think I only had one feeling left and she hurt it...

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at first I am thinking, " ok how many drinks did I have and was it enough to go ahead and take viagra now..." END QUOTE

Viagra? and you're only 30? so sad....

Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you."

[mnealtx 0]

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[Darktreader 0]

yeah not guy in here hasnt drank so much that it wasnt a consern...alcohol can be your friend and enemy as the same time!! it has a sick sense of humor!

"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"