futuredivot 0 #1 January 19, 2008 Playing bachelor tonight as my wife is out of town. Dinner was no wings, no pizza, no beer. I fixed roasted oysters, tomato parmesan pasta, and grille portabella caps. It was good, tooYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #2 January 19, 2008 If you have to ask, YES50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 January 19, 2008 Don't you first need to own a guy card to be able to turn it in? Just asking.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #4 January 19, 2008 and I thought that I was a peach You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #5 January 19, 2008 Hey as long as you ate it watching good porn then at least according to the man rules there would be no violation.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 January 19, 2008 Well, the last time my wife went out of town for a couple of days to visit family I cooked cookies and brownies from scratch for her to enjoy when she got home. Then again, I was eating pizza and drinking whiskey while I did that, but that's besides the point. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #7 January 19, 2008 nahhh, your good. Liking nice food does not make you less of a man."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 January 19, 2008 Quote Don't you first need to own a guy card to be able to turn it in? Just asking.... He got a couple of 'em...different names but he's got 'em! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 January 19, 2008 Quote and I thought that I was a peach is a peach a chuck or a chick? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #10 January 19, 2008 Quote --"Because they don't make a .46." Don't they still make the Desert Eagle .50 cal ? Cop: "Hey, that's a nice gun....what is it ?" Serpico: "Beretta." Cop: "How many rounds does it hold ?" Serpico : "15." Cop: "15 ? Why would you need 15 rounds ?" Serpico: "How many guys you got in here ?" (not relevant to the Eagle, just remembered it....)Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #11 January 19, 2008 Hm the only violation I see about the whole Oyster thing is that you didn't eat them raw but spoiled them by cooking them... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #12 January 19, 2008 Gee. Did you have a Midori Sour with that? Or a Cosmopolitan? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #13 January 19, 2008 Shirley Temple You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 5 #14 January 19, 2008 Quote Shirley Temple In my older days I probably would have said YES turn in your man card! But because I am turning in my drinking card ~because of my lack of responsibility with booze over the past couple of years~ then NO... You can keep it! Revelations come to us all the time! We just have to open our eyes to read them... WOW, ..... I am coming out and getting serious this morning!! Wonder if I should log off and get back in bed?.... Nah.... I'm cool with it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #15 January 19, 2008 Quote Playing bachelor tonight as my wife is out of town. Dinner was no wings, no pizza, no beer. I fixed roasted oysters, tomato parmesan pasta, and grille portabella caps. It was good, too You don't have to turn in the card -IF- that fancy schmancy dinner was a boil-in-bag or a microwave box. jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #16 January 19, 2008 ***Playing bachelor tonight as my wife is out of town Quote Nice menu. Liz and I had steak and lobster followed by Long Island Iced Teas, Tequila shots and a couple of Margaritas. I didn't realize what a great break dancer she was. She told me to tell you to clean the bathrooms, do the laundry and vacuum the house before she gets home. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 5 #17 January 19, 2008 Quote Nice menu. Liz and I had steak and lobster followed by Long Island Iced Teas, Tequila shots and a couple of Margaritas. I didn't realize what a great break dancer she was. She told me to tell you to clean the bathrooms, do the laundry and vacuum the house before she gets home. oh SHIT!!!!..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #18 January 19, 2008 Quote Don't they still make the Desert Eagle .50 cal ? Yeah, but follow up shots are a BITCH!! And have you ever tried to conceal that thing??? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 January 19, 2008 Quote Quote Don't they still make the Desert Eagle .50 cal ? Yeah, but follow up shots are a BITCH!! And have you ever tried to conceal that thing??? And set off car alarms 1/4 mile away?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 January 19, 2008 Quote Playing bachelor tonight as my wife is out of town. Dinner was no wings, no pizza, no beer. I fixed roasted oysters, tomato parmesan pasta, and grille portabella caps. It was good, too Eating well is not a crime against youmanity. BUt, as Monkycndo, says if you are worried what people will think of you than you have to turn it in.The next offense results in castration.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 January 19, 2008 What are the benefits of a "guy card"? If you're man enough, do you really need a laminated piece of paper saying "My chromosomes are XY"? I mean, shouldn't we be able to tell without pedigreed papers? And if you're not "man enough" will a card really make it better? and what if I want one? even though I am XX... I do lots of "guy things"... so can I get an "honorary guy card"? Especially since I am "one of the guys" in a lot of groups that I associate with.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #22 January 19, 2008 Quote What are the benefits of a "guy card"? . . . and what if I want one? even though I am XX... I do lots of "guy things"... so can I get an "honorary guy card"? Especially since I am "one of the guys" in a lot of groups that I associate with.... NO!! you still ask too many unimportant questions like a typical woman Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #23 January 19, 2008 Quote NO!! you still ask too many unimportant questions like a typical woman Speaking of Kim kicking your ass....Doc K - don't shoot him TOO bad, ok? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #24 January 19, 2008 Quote Quote NO!! you still ask too many unimportant questions like a typical woman Speaking of Kim kicking your ass....Doc K - don't shoot him TOO bad, ok? But... see since I don't have anything to prove, I wouldn't have to use a Desert Beagle.... I would just use a 1911. (and yes, I do have either to choose from ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #25 January 19, 2008 Quote What are the benefits of a "guy card"? People have ot wrong. a guy card isn't a physical thing. But revoking it is a warning that castration on the next offense is probable.Guy card= nut. once you lose two you LOSE two.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
