things that would suck

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Imagine that you are sitting in jail and someone asks, "What are you in for?"
"burglary"
"How'd they catch you?"
"The homeowner is a 53 yo woman. She chased me several blocks and then beat my a$$."

I'm seeing very little respect in the life of a 24 yo thief that is beaten up by a 53 yo woman.

Nabbed

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LIGHTHOUSE POINT, Fla. -- A Lighthouse Point woman used her skills in martial arts to tackle an alleged burglar after she chased him six blocks.

Margot Foster, 53, arrived home at 2600 block of Northeast Court Friday around 10 a.m. and found a man identified as Gregory St. Germain, 24, ransacking her house, police said. She was able to tackle the suspect outside of her home, but police said he was able to get free.

The marathon runner and black belt in martial arts then chased St. Germain for six or seven blocks until she caught up with him and held him until police arrived, according to patrol Sgt. Alan Nestor of the Lighthouse Point police.

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I heard the trend of wearing ones pants below the beltline with underwearing hanging out out was originated by these butt boys in prison. It's their way of saying " I'm a litttle butt boy and I'm available."

The prisoners will already know what he's in for

This bit of history brought to you by one of my friends who spent 5 years in jail.

I bet the criminal couldn't run because his pants were falling down. That shit is on the news every other day.

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Imagine that you are sitting in jail and someone asks, "What are you in for?"
"burglary"
"How'd they catch you?"
"The homeowner is a 53 yo woman. She chased me several blocks and then beat my a$$."

I'm seeing very little respect in the life of a 24 yo thief that is beaten up by a 53 yo woman.

Nabbed

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LIGHTHOUSE POINT, Fla. -- A Lighthouse Point woman used her skills in martial arts to tackle an alleged burglar after she chased him six blocks.

Margot Foster, 53, arrived home at 2600 block of Northeast Court Friday around 10 a.m. and found a man identified as Gregory St. Germain, 24, ransacking her house, police said. She was able to tackle the suspect outside of her home, but police said he was able to get free.

The marathon runner and black belt in martial arts then chased St. Germain for six or seven blocks until she caught up with him and held him until police arrived, according to patrol Sgt. Alan Nestor of the Lighthouse Point police.

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