turtlespeed 226 #1 January 18, 2008 . . . Spouse? If "No" - Why not?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 January 18, 2008 Quote. . . Spouse? If "No" - Why not? Hell yeah! If they are desperate enough to list themselves in one of those catalogs or websites then they might think that I'm pretty fucking hot! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #3 January 18, 2008 yeah not so much... even the men, that I meet and get to know all seem a bit whack-a-doo. To order a husband from the internet? Are you nuts... well I know the answer to that question.... but seriously... are you nuts? Plus it involves that whole marriage bullshit thing.... yeah... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 January 18, 2008 No...too much assembly required. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 7 #5 January 18, 2008 Maybe my Grandmother was a mail order bride. And she was a pretty amazing woman. Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #6 January 18, 2008 Quote Maybe my Grandmother was a mail order bride. And she was a pretty amazing woman. that is disturbingSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 7 #7 January 18, 2008 Well people that know me pretty much agree I might be a litle disturbed But in a nice way Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #8 January 18, 2008 Quote If "No" - Why not? I'm pretty sure Kim would kick my ass!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 January 18, 2008 Quote Quote If "No" - Why not? I'm pretty sure Kim would kick my ass!! That would make awesome video. If you are ever willing to take one for the team, let us know!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #10 January 18, 2008 Quote That would make awesome video. If you are ever willing to take one for the team, let us know! There was one morning that i thought she was going to kick Turtle's ass, we were scrambling to get the cameras in time. But taking one for the team?? No Way!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #11 January 18, 2008 oh HELL YES, the greatest idea ever for men...its semi free slavery!!! for a few years if she doesnt live up to your rules ship her ass back....I love this country!! LMAO"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerodyne 0 #12 January 18, 2008 Quote . . . Spouse? If "No" - Why not? Hell I cannot even get mine shipped from Missouri to Tampa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #13 January 19, 2008 Quote. . . Spouse? If "No" - Why not? Not just no! hell no!!! I got married once, fixed that mistake and I'm not about to go there again."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 January 19, 2008 Is walt in the catalog? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 January 19, 2008 Quote . . . Spouse? If "No" - Why not? I'm afraid I can't answer this survey as there appears to be two different questions. One appears to be "Would you mail order a spouse?" However the poll asks would you mail order a... Man Yes Man No Woman Yes Woman No Which seems to mean just ordering one for any purpose, not just marriage. So I'm confused. Bolas "Florida Senior Citizen Voter" Rodriguez. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #16 January 19, 2008 I was cruizing a Russian Mail Order Bride website just for the hell of it. A lot of hot looking Russian Girls, and I would marry a European or Russian Girl in a heart beat if the right one came along, but I would never pay an agency to ship one in for me. I guess I'm too traditional for that..=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 January 19, 2008 QuoteSo I'm confused. Would it make more sense if the options were chuck or chick? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #18 January 19, 2008 I work and travel all over Eastern Europe and have met many women there. I have an apartment in Kiev and Czech. The women there are beautiful, straight forward about how they feel and what they want. The vast majority take very good care of themselves and are very smart. I dont want to get married again but an Eastern Euro woman would be at the very top of the list, especially Czech or Polish.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 January 19, 2008 Russian brides? Think Kournakova or Sharipova for a moment. We could call it NetChix Quote Only $14.95 a month. One time damage deposit of $6.45. "We are the best. Nobody can lick our Chix" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #20 January 19, 2008 Quote Quote . . . Spouse? If "No" - Why not? I'm afraid I can't answer this survey as there appears to be two different questions. One appears to be "Would you mail order a spouse?" However the poll asks would you mail order a... Man Yes Man No Woman Yes Woman No Which seems to mean just ordering one for any purpose, not just marriage. So I'm confused. Bolas "Florida Senior Citizen Voter" Rodriguez. Options for a man to reply yes or no... options for a woman to reply yes or no.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #21 January 19, 2008 Quote Quote So I'm confused. Would it make more sense if the options were chuck or chick? With or without scuba gear? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #22 January 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote So I'm confused. Would it make more sense if the options were chuck or chick? With or without scuba gear? YesSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 January 19, 2008 Quote So I'm confused. -------------------------------------------------------- Would it make more sense if the options were chuck or chick? ------------------------------------------------------- With or without scuba gear? Unimpressed ------------------------------------------------------ Yes Oh great, another guy that wants to fuck chuck norris underwater? Thats all we need 'round here. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #24 January 19, 2008 Quote Quote If "No" - Why not? I'm pretty sure Kim would kick my ass!! Hmmm.....ya think??????? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #25 January 19, 2008 I did and it's a pain in the ass! Everytime I want to have sex I have to blow her up and she just lays there with her mouth open and she doesn't blink. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
