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waltappel

If I had to go on TV and make an ass of myself...

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the show I would want to do it on would be.....



American Idol. I am a SERIOUSLY bad singer. I used to be a damned good guitarist and bassist. But there were a couple of bands where I was the only member without a microphone.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Skydiving's Biggest Asshole



Dang, Walt. Is it STILL stretched out?



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"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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...the show I would want to do it on would be.....

I'd wanna be on Cops getting busted for doing something really freakish.

Walt

I think you would be more entertaining on "The Dating Game". :P
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...the show I would want to do it on would be.....

I'd wanna be on Cops getting busted for doing something really freakish.

Walt

I think you would be more entertaining on "The Dating Game". :P


I can see it now--I'm one of three bachelors being questioned by a ditzy blonde chick.

[her]: Bachelor number one, what is you're most lasting claim to fame?

[me]: I took pics of one of my best turds in a bathtub, posted them on the internet, and started a "longest turd" contest.

:D:D:D

Walt

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...the show I would want to do it on would be.....

I'd wanna be on Cops getting busted for doing something really freakish.

Walt

I think you would be more entertaining on "The Dating Game". :P


I can see it now--I'm one of three bachelors being questioned by a ditzy blonde chick.

[her]: Bachelor number one, what is you're most lasting claim to fame?

[me]: I took pics of one of my best turds in a bathtub, posted them on the internet, and started a "longest turd" contest.

:D:D:D

Walt


You're well set for a starring role in some scheisse porn, then!! :P
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I think you would be more entertaining on "The Dating Game". :P



The Dating Game was cool. You got to win one of the other contestants.

That sure would make that goofy "1 vs 100" show more interesting.

Maybe they could make it where you got to keep some of the "mob" if you eliminated them. The wonderful part is that these would be the dumb ones.

In the hot tub -
"Yeah, baby... we're still on tv right now. This is the naked part of the show."
:ph34r:

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