skymama 37 #1 January 22, 2008 So, I was just stuck behind someone on the interstate. Her customized license plate said, "B-NUDE-2" which made me think she would get the attention of many people. Then I noticed that she had 3 bumper stickers on her car all relating to witches, like "witches heal" and stuff like that. It made me wonder if the witch thing would scare a guy off. So tell me...if a woman believes in witches, would you still date her? When she finally moved out of the left hand lane where she was going 65 (I was afraid to make a rude gesture for fear that she'd put a hex on me! ), I looked at her. She was old and just looked like a regular ol' Grandma and probably not anyone you would even want to see nude! I couldn't believe she was the one driving that car!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 January 22, 2008 You forgot the most important detail. What did she look like?EDIT: ok you said REGULAR grandma. I guess I would wiat to see what her granddaughter looked like since she probably owns the cars and lend it to the oldie My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #3 January 22, 2008 I had a house mate who was a wiccan, the other house mate was a Christian- both were hot. both had boyfriends -no complaints. The wiccan was wild and sometimes she would try to catch the house on fire with her potions and incense but that was not as bad as the two ferrets she had which of course stunk up the place and made a home in my bass amp. I would have dated either of them but that would have breached the landlord tenant thing, not to mention I don't think my GF at the time would have been happy about that.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 January 22, 2008 Quote So, I was just stuck behind someone on the interstate. Her customized license plate said, "B-NUDE-2" which made me think she would get the attention of many people. Then I noticed that she had 3 bumper stickers on her car all relating to witches, like "witches heal" and stuff like that. It made me wonder if the witch thing would scare a guy off. So tell me...if a woman believes in witches, would you still date her? When she finally moved out of the left hand lane where she was going 65 (I was afraid to make a rude gesture for fear that she'd put a hex on me! ), I looked at her. She was old and just looked like a regular ol' Grandma and probably not anyone you would even want to see nude! I couldn't believe she was the one driving that car! She was borrowing the car (My psyche says so) it is her Hot, Single, Short Blonde granddaughter that actually put the stickers there, also it is the G-daughters vanity plate.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 January 22, 2008 Quote I had a house mate who was a wiccan, the other house mate was a Christian- both were hot. both had boyfriends -no complaints. The wiccan was wild and sometimes she would try to catch the house on fire with her potions and incense but that was not as bad as the two ferrets she had which of course stunk up the place and made a home in my bass amp. I would have dated either of them but that would have breached the landlord tenant thing, not to mention I don't think my GF at the time would have been happy about that. Stanley Roper was your landlord?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 January 22, 2008 I dont' know...once a nudie, always a nudie?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #7 January 22, 2008 >>Stanley Roper was your landlord? I rented out my own house, it was an experiment... that went horribly wrong...now I have a job instead. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 January 22, 2008 For Wiccans, I believe the term is "Skyclad" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 January 22, 2008 I'd be intringued. I'd want to have lunch with her and ask why she drove a car instead of a broom. I'd also like to have lunch with the pope and ask him if anyone has told him his hat looks funny. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #10 January 22, 2008 Yes! 1990 Black Corvette, black leather interior? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #11 January 22, 2008 wicccans are an odd sort.... hopefully you didn't get any "magic pixie dust glitter" on you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 January 22, 2008 QuoteYes! 1990 Black Corvette, black leather interior? No, it was your basic, everyday sedan.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 January 22, 2008 Quote hopefully you didn't get any "magic pixie dust glitter" on you... Hmmm...I'd be able to handle it if she taught me how to do a certain spell. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #14 January 22, 2008 what are the odds that you are already capable of said spell and you just don't know it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 January 22, 2008 Probably pretty good, I'm dense like that!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 January 22, 2008 Quote Quote hopefully you didn't get any "magic pixie dust glitter" on you... Hmmm...I'd be able to handle it if she taught me how to do a certain spell. Whatever - you don't need a Wiccan for that . . . I can show you how to finger diddle.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #17 January 22, 2008 Harold and Maude was a great movie. Would I "want" her? No. Probably not. Would she "intrigue" me? Yeah, probably.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 January 22, 2008 I dunno, did she look like she would put out on the 1st date?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #19 January 22, 2008 Guess it comes down to the same old thing, BOOBIES!So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
