waltappel 1 #26 January 23, 2008 Quote What ploy would you use to get pitty sex? - I just broke up with my Girlfriend of x-years. (Always a good one) - I haven't had sex in x-years. (Kinda Weird) - My Wife/Girlfriend/favorite Hooker died. (sick..) - I have herpes. Ok, I have actually asked for and received pity sex. I just asked for it outright. I did a favor for a friend (no, not a dz.commer!) and she said something like, "Wow, I'm gonna have you over for a really nice dinner!". I was kind of horny so I responded with, "How about some pity sex instead?". Just about knocked my socks off when she said yes! I know it's kind of pathetic to ask for pity sex but if it works, why not?Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #27 January 23, 2008 QuoteGo with the " you think you are probably gay" It makes for a challenge for some women Hey Amazon, I think I might be gay and it has been weighing very heavily on me. Can you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease be the humanitarian that I know you are and, uh, oh what am I saying?!!! Will you please give me some pity sex if I promise it won't last very long? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #28 January 24, 2008 She may like it if you beg for mercy; but I'm thinking that begging for sex ain't gonna cut it. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #29 January 24, 2008 Quote She may like it if you beg for mercy; but I'm thinking that begging for sex ain't gonna cut it. Could be, but ya' never know if ya' don't try! Besides, the thought of her making me beg for mercy scares the piss out of me! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #30 January 24, 2008 QuoteBesides, the thought of her making me beg for mercy scares the piss out of me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ok that right there is some funny shit.......I dont care who you are...... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #31 January 24, 2008 Quote Ok, I have actually asked for and received pity sex. I just asked for it outright. I did a favor for a friend (no, not a dz.commer!) and she said something like, "Wow, I'm gonna have you over for a really nice dinner!". I was kind of horny so I responded with, "How about some pity sex instead?". Just about knocked my socks off when she said yes! I know it's kind of pathetic to ask for pity sex but if it works, why not?BlushBlush Walt Son of a bitch. I can't believe you pulled that one off. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #32 January 24, 2008 You need to find a woman that is into Scat, then she'll do the begging. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
