waltappel 1 #1 January 23, 2008 Not really, but some pity sex every now and then would be nice! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 January 23, 2008 Quote Not really, but some pity sex every now and then would be nice!Walt Is there any other kind? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Not really, but some pity sex every now and then would be nice!Walt Is there any other kind? For Walt? Nope! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 January 23, 2008 I hear turtle needs some sex...maybe you 2 can get together. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 January 23, 2008 Quote I hear turtle needs some sex...maybe you 2 can get together. Turtlespeed and Waltappel in bed? That is NOT a visual any of us would want to see. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 January 23, 2008 QuoteI hear turtle needs some sex...maybe you 2 can get together. I wouldn't fuck Turtle with, well, with *Turtle's* dick! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #7 January 23, 2008 Walt, this is a repost. See here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote I hear turtle needs some sex...maybe you 2 can get together. Turtlespeed and Waltappel in bed? That is NOT a visual any of us would want to see. Most dz.commers would consider seeing *either* of us in bed kind of a nightmare scenario. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote I hear turtle needs some sex...maybe you 2 can get together. I wouldn't fuck Turtle with, well, with *Turtle's* dick! Walt Why not - It's fun!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #10 January 23, 2008 Nope. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #11 January 23, 2008 Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 January 23, 2008 QuoteI wouldn't fuck Turtle with, well, with *Turtle's* dick! Do we have any proof that turtle actually has a dick? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote I wouldn't fuck Turtle with, well, with *Turtle's* dick! Do we have any proof that turtle actually has a dick? What do you mean "WE"?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #14 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote I wouldn't fuck Turtle with, well, with *Turtle's* dick! Do we have any proof that turtle actually has a dick? Good point there... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 January 23, 2008 Quote I wouldn't fuck Turtle with, well, with *Turtle's* dick! --------------------------------------------------------------- Do we have any proof that turtle actually has a dick? -------------------------------------------------------------- What do you mean "WE"? I'm not about to go poking around his pants looking for proof...someone else can have that job. Hrm...wonder if Mike Rowe would consider that for one his "Dirty Jobs" episodes. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 January 23, 2008 When it comes to Walt? No.Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 January 23, 2008 Quote Nope. Hey, I didn't even *ask* you! ('cuz I already knew you would say no!) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 January 23, 2008 Quote When it comes to Walt? No. Ouch!!!! True, but ouch!!!!!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #19 January 23, 2008 Quote I hear turtle needs some sex...maybe you 2 can get together. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #20 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote I wouldn't fuck Turtle with, well, with *Turtle's* dick! --------------------------------------------------------------- Do we have any proof that turtle actually has a dick? -------------------------------------------------------------- What do you mean "WE"? I'm not about to go poking around his pants looking for proof...someone else can have that job. Hrm...wonder if Mike Rowe would consider that for one his "Dirty Jobs" episodes. If Mike turns it down, perhaps MythBusters would consider ... ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #21 January 23, 2008 Quote Not really, but some pity sex every now and then would be nice!Walt I am surprised you aren't swooped up considering that you dance naked on the roof and howl at the moonDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #22 January 23, 2008 You mean Walt is a turtle too??? Geez...the things that I learn on the Bonfire DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #23 January 23, 2008 What ploy would you use to get pitty sex? - I just broke up with my Girlfriend of x-years. (Always a good one) - I haven't had sex in x-years. (Kinda Weird) - My Wife/Girlfriend/favorite Hooker died. (sick..) - I have herpes.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 January 23, 2008 And all I can think about is that scene in Joe Dirt . . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #25 January 23, 2008 Go with the " you think you are probably gay" It makes for a challenge for some women Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites