airtwardo 7 #26 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote So let's talk smack about him! The fat bastard! He's not over weight! He's under tall. Vertically challenged? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #27 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote So let's talk smack about him! The fat bastard! He's not over weight! He's under tall. Vertically challenged? He's not vertically challenged. I AM, Goddamnit! By the way, when did this thread get off track??? It was supposed to be a "lets fuck with futuredivot because he can't talk back until friday!" Thanks for bringing it back on track! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #28 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote So let's talk smack about him! The fat bastard! He's not over weight! He's under tall. Vertically challenged? He's not vertically challenged. I AM, Goddamnit! By the way, when did this thread get off track??? It was supposed to be a "lets fuck with futuredivot because he can't talk back until friday!" Thanks for bringing it back on track! Shortest book ever written.... Things I like about Futuredivot. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #29 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote So let's talk smack about him! The fat bastard! He's not over weight! He's under tall. Vertically challenged? He's not vertically challenged. I AM, Goddamnit! By the way, when did this thread get off track??? It was supposed to be a "lets fuck with futuredivot because he can't talk back until friday!" Thanks for bringing it back on track! Shortest book ever written.... Things I like about Futuredivot. With one sentence: He's fun to mess with! The End. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #30 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote So let's talk smack about him! The fat bastard! He's not over weight! He's under tall. Vertically challenged? He's not vertically challenged. I AM, Goddamnit! By the way, when did this thread get off track??? It was supposed to be a "lets fuck with futuredivot because he can't talk back until friday!" Thanks for bringing it back on track! Shortest book ever written.... Things I like about Futuredivot. With one sentence: He's fun to mess with! The End. Why is he not here for a week...what he'd do miss a parole meeting? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #31 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote So let's talk smack about him! The fat bastard! He's not over weight! He's under tall. Vertically challenged? He's not vertically challenged. I AM, Goddamnit! By the way, when did this thread get off track??? It was supposed to be a "lets fuck with futuredivot because he can't talk back until friday!" Thanks for bringing it back on track! Shortest book ever written.... Things I like about Futuredivot. With one sentence: He's fun to mess with! The End. Why is he not here for a week...what he'd do miss a parole meeting? Nah, a new all-you-can-eat buffet place just opened down the road. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #32 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote So let's talk smack about him! The fat bastard! He's not over weight! He's under tall. Vertically challenged? He's not vertically challenged. I AM, Goddamnit! By the way, when did this thread get off track??? It was supposed to be a "lets fuck with futuredivot because he can't talk back until friday!" Thanks for bringing it back on track! Shortest book ever written.... Things I like about Futuredivot. With one sentence: He's fun to mess with! The End. Why is he not here for a week...what he'd do miss a parole meeting? Nah, a new all-you-can-eat buffet place just opened down the road. Soon to be filing for bankruptcy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 January 23, 2008 Quote Nah, a new all-you-can-eat buffet place just opened down the road. The one with the "All Gay - All Day" bar in the back?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #34 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Nah, a new all-you-can-eat buffet place just opened down the road. The one with the "All Gay - All Day" bar in the back? That's the one! He cusses like one too! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #35 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Nah, a new all-you-can-eat buffet place just opened down the road. The one with the "All Gay - All Day" bar in the back? Free food for the bottom d00d? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #36 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Nah, a new all-you-can-eat buffet place just opened down the road. The one with the "All Gay - All Day" bar in the back? That's the one! He cusses like one too! yeah - he called me all excited about something the other day - I was at the Farm - the music was really loud and sounded like the Villiage People - I couldn't make out all of what he said - but It sounded like he was really pining for his best friend Billy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #37 January 23, 2008 Quote Well, I do have a nice ass.. But.. DAMN!! Must be a 'Don' thing......I've been told I have a nice ass too. Just not by guys. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #38 January 23, 2008 ***The one with the "All Gay - All Day" bar in the back? Quote So he really did grow that prissy moustashe for a reason. I just assumed a pussy blew up in his face! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #39 January 23, 2008 So he really did grow that prissy moustashe for a reason. Quote Oh is THAT what that thing is... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #40 January 23, 2008 So does anyone REALLY know what he is doing this week or where??? Everyone call Liz!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 January 23, 2008 Quote ***The one with the "All Gay - All Day" bar in the back? Quote So he really did grow that prissy moustashe for a reason. I just assumed a pussy blew up in his face! Kind of - it was an explosive fart - the lead singer in the band ate messican and had a really hairy ass.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #42 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote ***The one with the "All Gay - All Day" bar in the back? Quote So he really did grow that prissy moustashe for a reason. I just assumed a pussy blew up in his face! Kind of - it was an explosive fart - the lead singer in the band ate messican and had a really hairy ass. Did he scream Armageddon!!! as it happened? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #43 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote ***The one with the "All Gay - All Day" bar in the back? Quote So he really did grow that prissy moustashe for a reason. I just assumed a pussy blew up in his face! Kind of - it was an explosive fart - the lead singer in the band ate messican and had a really hairy ass. Did he scream Armageddon!!! as it happened? I wasn't there - I just heard the story - But We can all assume - yes - he proabaly did.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #44 January 24, 2008 Quote So let's talk smack about him! He told me earlier that the Habit he wears is beneficial.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #45 January 24, 2008 Hey, remember that time you got fucked by a horse?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #46 January 24, 2008 QuoteHey, remember that time you got fucked by a horse?? Yeah - you never did get that stain out of the horse costume did you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #47 January 24, 2008 QuoteYeah - you never did get that stain out of the horse costume did you? I have yet to find a cleaning product that advertises "will get out turtle jizz stains." ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #48 January 24, 2008 I'm confused....did 2Fat2Fly change his username? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #49 January 24, 2008 Quote I'm confused....did 2Fat2Fly change his username? It's futuredivot that's confused. He's having either: 1. an identity crisis 2. a pregnant ex-GF after him 3. both He is NOT sensitive about his weight, however. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #50 January 24, 2008 Quote I'm confused....did 2Fat2Fly change his username? Yes..he's now known as BillyVance ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
