fpritchett64 0 #1 January 23, 2008 Hello everyone, for a while I've read tons of threads on here, even posted a few myself, but I still don't really know anyone on here. I also get quite bored here at work and think the best way to pass my boring time is by becoming a post whore. A few of the people that I've looked up to include: Turtle, Aggiedave, Airtwardo, Cspence, etc. Ya' know, the true post whores. I know I probably missed quite a few, please don't be offended if I missed you. Anyway, my question is: What are the requirements to becoming a post whore, what kind of experience, training, education is needed? I know I probably need a good avatar, but I'm just not too computer savvy and everytime I try to put one up, it's just too damn big. So, guys and girls, please help me out and welcome me into the wonderful world of post whoring. By the way, Psychobob, if you happen to read this, I talked to Rick Payne the other day. He sounds pretty excited about going to Vietnam. I tried to talk him into coming up to Chester in June to Skyfest, but he said he'd probably be busy doing tandems. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 January 23, 2008 Getting bored is a HUGE step in the right direction! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #3 January 23, 2008 Getting bored at work is an even bigger step in the right direction. My husband says I'm a post whore, but I don't understand where he's getting that. I'm silent on here, almost mouse-like, I mean really, you'd almost never even notice my presence here.... I swear. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #4 January 23, 2008 QuoteGetting bored is a HUGE step in the right direction! Walt Is that how you started ???????DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fpritchett64 0 #5 January 23, 2008 Great, so I'm going in right direction. Now, how much time do I need to spend on here each day to qualify? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #6 January 23, 2008 You just start POSTING! And it helps once you start meeting people too. I know a bunch of big-time post whores will be in attendance at SkyFest. Make sure you introduce yourself by your DZ.com name. Maybe even wear a t-shirt or something. Oh, yeah, and an avatar is essential. Get a computer savvy friend to help you resize a good pic. Otherwise people will never take you seriously. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 January 23, 2008 Quote Great, so I'm going in right direction. Now, how much time do I need to spend on here each day to qualify? POst as much as you can until your job blocks the site Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #8 January 23, 2008 I don't think it's measured in time spent on here, I think your post number to jump number ratio is way more important. You have relatively few jumps, so getting your ratio up should be easy!!! Just keep posting!!! The day my post #'s caught up to my jump numbers was a defining moment in my life. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #9 January 23, 2008 Quote I don't think it's measured in time spent on here, I think your post number to jump number ratio is way more important. You have relatively few jumps, so getting your ratio up should be easy!!! Just keep posting!!! The day my post #'s caught up to my jump numbers was a defining moment in my life. mmmm....my post numbers exceed my jump numbers......it that a bad thing??DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 January 23, 2008 QuoteQuoteGetting bored is a HUGE step in the right direction! Walt Is that how you started ??????? That and wanting to share my wisdom.... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 January 23, 2008 QuoteThat and wanting to share my wisdom.... Walt Is that likely to start any time soon? We've only got so much time left to wait. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 January 23, 2008 QuoteQuoteThat and wanting to share my wisdom.... Walt Is that likely to start any time soon? We've only got so much time left to wait. I'm waiting for them to make me a moderator! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 January 23, 2008 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #14 January 23, 2008 Quote mmmm....my post numbers exceed my jump numbers......it that a bad thing?? Nope, that's excellent for a Post Whore!!! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #15 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote That and wanting to share my wisdom.... Walt Is that likely to start any time soon? We've only got so much time left to wait. I'm waiting for them to make me a moderator! Walt I had heard that hell would have to freeze over before that happenedDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote That and wanting to share my wisdom.... Walt Is that likely to start any time soon? We've only got so much time left to wait. I'm waiting for them to make me a moderator! Walt I had heard that hell would have to freeze over before that happened See my caption this thread! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #17 January 23, 2008 You can have my spot. Enjoy all the attention to your boobs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 January 23, 2008 Lets take this bit by bit and see if we can help. Quote Hello everyone, for a while I've read tons of threads on here, even posted a few myself, but I still don't really know anyone on here. OK - first off - DON'T READ - Skim . . . Save the reading for the more informative forums - it's pointless here. [Reply]I also get quite bored here at work and think the best way to pass my boring time is by becoming a post whore. Great Choice - You are on the right path Quote A few of the people that I've looked up to include: Turtle, Aggiedave, Airtwardo, Cspence, etc. Ya' know, the true post whores. Sucking up will get you nowhere. If you MUST suck up to someone - suck up to Skymama - she likes that kind of thing. Quote I know I probably missed quite a few, please don't be offended if I missed you. Learn how to not give a shit! Giving a shit will hinder your post whoreness. Quote Anyway, my question is: What are the requirements to becoming a post whore, what kind of experience, training, education is needed? 1) Know what your alphabet is - you don't neccessarily need to know how to spell. 2) Be able to form moderately coherant sentences 3) Learn how to post rude lude and lacivious pictures and video 4) Education is not a MUST - just look at the greenies . . .5) Don't take shit from ANYONE! If someone says something irritating to you - LASH OUT - and say something at least twice as damaging. 6) Don't forget the smileys - forgetting to smiley up your post can get you in a wee bit of trouble. Quote I know I probably need a good avatar, but I'm just not too computer savvy and everytime I try to put one up, it's just too damn big. So, guys and girls, please help me out and welcome me into the wonderful world of post whoring. No. Figure it out yourself. Quote By the way, Psychobob, if you happen to read this, I talked to Rick Payne the other day. He sounds pretty excited about going to Vietnam. I tried to talk him into coming up to Chester in June to Skyfest, but he said he'd probably be busy doing tandems. That was a good hijack - but save that shit for the PM's - and you should at least wait for the 4th or 5th post in your thread before hijacking YOUR OWN THREAD!BUT - the most important bit of advice anyone here can give you, just as it was given to me by Aggiedave: Google is your friend! Have fun and be careful -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #19 January 23, 2008 Quote Lets take this bit by bit and see if we can help. Quote Hello everyone, for a while I've read tons of threads on here, even posted a few myself, but I still don't really know anyone on here. OK - first off - DON'T READ - Skim . . . Save the reading for the more informative forums - it's pointless here. [Reply]I also get quite bored here at work and think the best way to pass my boring time is by becoming a post whore. Great Choice - You are on the right path Quote A few of the people that I've looked up to include: Turtle, Aggiedave, Airtwardo, Cspence, etc. Ya' know, the true post whores. Sucking up will get you nowhere. If you MUST suck up to someone - suck up to Skymama - she likes that kind of thing. Quote I know I probably missed quite a few, please don't be offended if I missed you. Learn how to not give a shit! Giving a shit will hinder your post whoreness. Quote Anyway, my question is: What are the requirements to becoming a post whore, what kind of experience, training, education is needed? 1) Know what your alphabet is - you don't neccessarily need to know how to spell. 2) Be able to form moderately coherant sentences 3) Learn how to post rude lude and lacivious pictures and video 4) Education is not a MUST - just look at the greenies . . .5) Don't take shit from ANYONE! If someone says something irritating to you - LASH OUT - and say something at least twice as damaging. 6) Don't forget the smileys - forgetting to smiley up your post can get you in a wee bit of trouble. Quote I know I probably need a good avatar, but I'm just not too computer savvy and everytime I try to put one up, it's just too damn big. So, guys and girls, please help me out and welcome me into the wonderful world of post whoring. No. Figure it out yourself. Quote By the way, Psychobob, if you happen to read this, I talked to Rick Payne the other day. He sounds pretty excited about going to Vietnam. I tried to talk him into coming up to Chester in June to Skyfest, but he said he'd probably be busy doing tandems. That was a good hijack - but save that shit for the PM's - and you should at least wait for the 4th or 5th post in your thread before hijacking YOUR OWN THREAD!BUT - the most important bit of advice anyone here can give you, just as it was given to me by Aggiedave: Google is your friend! Have fun and be careful - I thought the most important part was to ask for pictures of boobies??????DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote Lets take this bit by bit and see if we can help. Quote Hello everyone, for a while I've read tons of threads on here, even posted a few myself, but I still don't really know anyone on here. OK - first off - DON'T READ - Skim . . . Save the reading for the more informative forums - it's pointless here. [Reply]I also get quite bored here at work and think the best way to pass my boring time is by becoming a post whore. Great Choice - You are on the right path Quote A few of the people that I've looked up to include: Turtle, Aggiedave, Airtwardo, Cspence, etc. Ya' know, the true post whores. Sucking up will get you nowhere. If you MUST suck up to someone - suck up to Skymama - she likes that kind of thing. Quote I know I probably missed quite a few, please don't be offended if I missed you. Learn how to not give a shit! Giving a shit will hinder your post whoreness. Quote Anyway, my question is: What are the requirements to becoming a post whore, what kind of experience, training, education is needed? 1) Know what your alphabet is - you don't neccessarily need to know how to spell. 2) Be able to form moderately coherant sentences 3) Learn how to post rude lude and lacivious pictures and video 4) Education is not a MUST - just look at the greenies . . .5) Don't take shit from ANYONE! If someone says something irritating to you - LASH OUT - and say something at least twice as damaging. 6) Don't forget the smileys - forgetting to smiley up your post can get you in a wee bit of trouble. Quote I know I probably need a good avatar, but I'm just not too computer savvy and everytime I try to put one up, it's just too damn big. So, guys and girls, please help me out and welcome me into the wonderful world of post whoring. No. Figure it out yourself. Quote By the way, Psychobob, if you happen to read this, I talked to Rick Payne the other day. He sounds pretty excited about going to Vietnam. I tried to talk him into coming up to Chester in June to Skyfest, but he said he'd probably be busy doing tandems. That was a good hijack - but save that shit for the PM's - and you should at least wait for the 4th or 5th post in your thread before hijacking YOUR OWN THREAD!BUT - the most important bit of advice anyone here can give you, just as it was given to me by Aggiedave: Google is your friend! Have fun and be careful - I thought the most important part was to ask for pictures of boobies??????That's like saying that the most important thing in life is breathing. That is instinctual and you will die without . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #21 January 23, 2008 QuoteI know I probably need a good avatar, but I'm just not too computer savvy and everytime I try to put one up, it's just too damn big. Post it as an attachment and one of us will fix it for you. If it's still too big; email it to me and I'll photoshop it for you.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #22 January 23, 2008 Notice that some of the people you mention have posted more often in your own thread than you have? Shame Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #23 January 23, 2008 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In Reply To ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That and wanting to share my wisdom.... Walt -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is that likely to start any time soon? We've only got so much time left to wait. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm waiting for them to make me a moderator! Walt -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had heard that hell would have to freeze over before that happened -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Watch out......It's so cold here in Idaho today that may be on the way...brrrrrrrrrr.......I've got to say the thought of Walt as a moderator is an interesting idea to say the least. What would he ban posters for? "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fpritchett64 0 #24 January 23, 2008 Will do, Thanks Bigun, I'll try to get that either attached on here or emailed to you soon, probably tomorrow...getting close to quitting time here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 January 23, 2008 Quote Will do, Thanks Bigun, I'll try to get that either attached on here or emailed to you soon, probably tomorrow...getting close to quitting time here. It also helps if you can make more than ONE FUCKING POST while you are at work ALL DAY!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
