normiss 903 #1 January 24, 2008 Sophie and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Sophie pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Sophie: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Sophie: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 January 25, 2008 Bob and Tom were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while, Bob says, "If I was to sneak over to your house and shag your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" Tom scratched his head, thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about being related, but it would make us even." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #3 January 25, 2008 Two guys fishin' in a boat on the lake. A mushroom cloud appears over the horizon. Asks Sam, "You know what that means?" Says Joe, "It means no restrictions and screw the limit!" OK, OK... stolen from Gahan Wilson.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
