grannyinthesky 0 #1 January 25, 2008 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ........... "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink ..... and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my Mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid." 11. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex. 12. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 January 25, 2008 Sorry, I beat you to it a couple weeks ago. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #3 January 25, 2008 Oops,,,,,, I read as much as I can here, but I gotta work sometimes and I'm a little cautious about opening your threads at work for some reason. "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #4 January 25, 2008 Quote Oops,,,,,, I read as much as I can here, but I gotta work sometimes and I'm a little cautious about opening your threads at work for some reason. Quote 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. Well, At least you can be comfortable with the fact that you OUSTED me!!!_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #5 January 25, 2008 Quote In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oops,,,,,, I read as much as I can here, but I gotta work sometimes and I'm a little cautious about opening your threads at work for some reason. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, At least you can be comfortable with the fact that you OUSTED me!!! "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 January 25, 2008 Given a choice between sex and a football game, a man would first check to see if there's going to be beer, snacks and a lazyboy involved.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #7 January 25, 2008 Quote Given a choice between sex and a football game, a man would first check to see if there's going to be beer, snacks and a lazyboy involved. Well, if the 49'ers were playing and playing like they used to, I might be checking for the beer, snack lazyboy thing myself"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
