grannyinthesky 0 #1 January 25, 2008 The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SP*RM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #2 January 25, 2008 If it's for ladies, why did you post it here? Yeah, i said it, cuz I got guts You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #3 January 25, 2008 Because I don't generally post oin the women's forum. It's a lot more serious than this is anyway."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #4 January 25, 2008 #3 - Guilty #5 - So that's why I'm always asked to leave parties! Streaker Have a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #5 January 25, 2008 QuoteBecause I don't generally post oin the women's forum. It's a lot more serious than this is anyway. I didn't mean bonfire, i meant dzdotcom-where you gonna find a lady here? Because I like digging myself even deeper, that's whyYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #6 January 25, 2008 Yeah, I guess most of us wouldn't meet my grandma's definition of a lady. I know I don't. What would you suggest?"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 January 25, 2008 Hooray!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 January 25, 2008 QuoteYeah, I guess most of us wouldn't meet my grandma's definition of a lady. I know I don't. What would you suggest? I shouldn't be able to hear you over the rattling of pots and pans.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #9 January 25, 2008 I've heard #1 before.. but as "plugged into the know-it-all machine" "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #10 January 25, 2008 Q: Why don't women fart? A: They never close their mouths long enough to build up the pressure. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #12 January 25, 2008 Quote Q: Why don't women fart? A: They never close their mouths long enough to build up the pressure. i once asked a girl how the hell she didn't starve to death. "what do you mean", she asked. "you don't shut the fuck up long enough to eat". we had sex later that night. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
