turtlespeed 226 #1 January 28, 2008 A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. He began his day with an 8-pound bass on the first cast and a 7-pounder on the second On the third cast he had just caught his first ever bass over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water. He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital. He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 bass over 10 pounds. He was jubilant . Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty, he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond, your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take!" "What do you mean?", the man asked sheepishly. "For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver forever!" The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed. The doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just fucking with you. She's dead. What'd you catch?"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #2 January 28, 2008 Is it wrong that I chuckled at that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 January 28, 2008 Quote Is it wrong that I chuckled at that? Not at all - you were married.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #4 January 28, 2008 Coffee is good but when it shoots out of your nose it's hot and burnyI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 January 28, 2008 Quote Is it wrong that I chuckled at that? No, but we're going to hell anyway, so we might as well! By the way, I could totally see Adam Sandler playing the doctor in that one. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #6 January 28, 2008 ah the decisions in life (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #7 January 28, 2008 Quote Quote Is it wrong that I chuckled at that? No, but we're going to hell anyway, so we might as well! By the way, I could totally see Adam Sandler playing the doctor in that one. oh ya I can see that too (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 January 28, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Is it wrong that I chuckled at that? No, but we're going to hell anyway, so we might as well! By the way, I could totally see Adam Sandler playing the doctor in that one. oh ya I can see that too I'm thinking Robin WilliamsI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #9 January 28, 2008 Nah, not Robin Williams, when I think of him I think of Mrs. Doubtfire or as Patch Adams... He is a funny guy... but Adam Sandler would be a better fit for that.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 January 28, 2008 You know that's a joke because if someone was really catching 8 lb bass, I'd want to know what kind of bait they were using. I used to take my wife fishing with me all the time. (It saves you a lot of money on bait if your wife has worms.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 January 28, 2008 Quote Nah, not Robin Williams, when I think of him I think of Mrs. Doubtfire or as Patch Adams... He is a funny guy... but Adam Sandler would be a better fit for that.. Sorry - I was meaning the fisherman . . . Maybe Dick van dyke as the doc . . . that would be random and out of characterI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 January 28, 2008 Quote but Adam Sandler would be a better fit for that.. He's really good at changing gears mid-joke... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #13 January 28, 2008 Quote Quote but Adam Sandler would be a better fit for that.. He's really good at changing gears mid-joke... ya I find that the kick to make it funny (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 January 28, 2008 Quote Quote but Adam Sandler would be a better fit for that.. He's really good at changing gears mid-joke... I imagine him doing that joke just like the dead foot/ fire poker scene in Mr. Deeds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 January 28, 2008 Quote Quote Quote but Adam Sandler would be a better fit for that.. He's really good at changing gears mid-joke... I imagine him doing that joke just like the dead foot/ fire poker scene in Mr. Deeds. Exactly. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 January 28, 2008 Prolly died of worms ... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
