waltappel 1 #1 January 26, 2008 [rant]Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... There's something fucked up about guys who shave their heads. Short hair is ok (except for the ultrashort gangbanger look) and bald is ok. But shaving your fucking head?!!! Years ago I was in the locker room at a gym shaving when the guy at the sink next to me puts shaving cream on his head and starts shaving it. What?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, how fucked-up looking is that?!!!!!!!!!!! That is just all kinds of wrong. It's not as bad as someone who shaves all their pubic hair off, but it's pretty bad. It's kinda like someone cutting a finger off because they think it looks cool. Wrong!!!!! Damn, I'm gonna start carrying some fucking car wax around with me and the next time I see some fucker who shaves his head I'm gonna wax his head and polish it to a mirror shine. [/rant] Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #2 January 26, 2008 Walt, it's too early to be so grumpy already! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #3 January 26, 2008 Fair enough, Walt. I'll just pull up a chair and listen to what the gals have to say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 January 26, 2008 Quote Walt, it's too early to be so grumpy already! I should know better than to talk with sharimcm in the morning before having some caffeine.edited to add: BTW, the *correct* way to do your sigline is: DZ.com's Most Facetious Bitch® Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 January 26, 2008 Yes. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 January 26, 2008 Quote Yes. Wrong!!!!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #7 January 26, 2008 Generally, yes. Mhhhmmmm. Yes. I voted "depends on the guy" because, let's face it, some men just shouldn't go there. On the whole, however, the answer is YES.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #8 January 26, 2008 Well, a shaved head is far preferable to a combover. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 January 26, 2008 QuoteWell, a shaved head is far preferable to a combover. Personally, I think combovers are ok. It's kind of the ultimate "fuck you, society--I don't give a fuck what you think!" statement. While I might not like the look, I can kinda see the sentiment. There are a couple of exceptions to the shaved head rule, though. If you are about to have brain surgery, you get a free pass. Same goes if you are in the military. Other than that, shaved-head guys should only date shaved-head women. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 January 26, 2008 Quote Quote Yes. Wrong!!!!Walt Walt, you're a straight man. No one cares what you think."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #11 January 26, 2008 QuotePersonally, I think combovers are ok. It's kind of the ultimate "fuck you, society--I don't give a fuck what you think!" statement. While I might not like the look, I can kinda see the sentiment. I think it's the complete opposite; that it's done so that the person can try to fit in and look like they have hair. If they didn't give a fuck then they wouldn't try to hide the balding."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 January 26, 2008 Quote Walt, you're a straight man. No one cares what you think. New sigline for you: NWFlyer: Master of the Obvious® At least that applies to the nobody cares what I think part. As far as me being a straight man, I need to confirm that just to be sure. Got any plans for the weekend? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PoppyFunk 0 #13 January 26, 2008 I tend to prefer the very close buzz cut, but yeah, shaved heads are sexy most of the time."Analyze this!" http://www.myspace.com/poppyfunk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #14 January 26, 2008 QuotePersonally, I think combovers are ok. It's kind of the ultimate "fuck you, society--I don't give a fuck what you think!" statement. While I might not like the look, I can kinda see the sentiment. I have to disagree. To me, a combover says, "I have no idea what I really look like." Then again, it depends on how much combover we're really talking about. A slight combover is nowhere near as bad as a big ole swirl, which I have seen, too. That was just plain social maladjustment. On the other hand, what's wrong with letting a little scalp show through? I think it usually looks better than trying to cover things up, especially since we can all see how much hair is gone with a combover, anyway. And then, there are men who just look really good with a shaved head, whether they have male pattern baldness or not.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PoppyFunk 0 #15 January 26, 2008 QuoteI think it's the complete opposite; that it's done so that the person can try to fit in and look like they have hair. If they didn't give a fuck then they wouldn't try to hide the balding. Agreed. It's like they are desperately trying to hold on to those last few strands. "Give it up, shave it off! Let it go!""Analyze this!" http://www.myspace.com/poppyfunk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 January 26, 2008 QuoteQuotePersonally, I think combovers are ok. It's kind of the ultimate "fuck you, society--I don't give a fuck what you think!" statement. While I might not like the look, I can kinda see the sentiment. I have to disagree. To me, a combover says, "I have no idea what I really look like." Then again, it depends on how much combover we're really talking about. A slight combover is nowhere near as bad as a big ole swirl, which I have seen, too. That was just plain social maladjustment. On the other hand, what's wrong with letting a little scalp show through? I think it usually looks better than trying to cover things up, especially since we can all see how much hair is gone with a combover, anyway. And then, there are men who just look really good with a shaved head, whether they have male pattern baldness or not. I see a future sigline in there! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #17 January 26, 2008 And the absolute worst, I-will-never-EVER-be-able-to-find-you-sexy look is the combover in the wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PoppyFunk 0 #18 January 26, 2008 Quote And the absolute worst, I-will-never-EVER-be-able-to-find-you-sexy look is the combover in the wind. Especially when it's hairsprayed and flapping in the breeze...."Analyze this!" http://www.myspace.com/poppyfunk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 January 26, 2008 Quote And the absolute worst, I-will-never-EVER-be-able-to-find-you-sexy look is the combover in the wind. http://www.comboverthemovie.com/ Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #20 January 26, 2008 Shaving head is NOT wrong. I used to have 2mm myself, and it looked good, but I really think it's a simple, all round haircut that anyone can wear. I like it on guys, mainly because it always looks good and clean and tidy, you can't have a bad hair day with a shaved head. Long, unwashed, smelly hair on guys who think shampoo is unmanly to use shampoo on the other hand, that's wrong. JMHO Edited to add, I see you're ranting about shaved pubic hair too. That's NOT wrong either. How could it be wrong, BTW? It's tidy and neat. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 January 26, 2008 some guys look dead sexy with shaved heads. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #22 January 26, 2008 Quotesome guys look dead sexy with shaved heads. Correct. The only guys who look sexy with shaved heads are dead. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 January 26, 2008 Quote Correct. The only guys who look sexy with shaved heads are dead. quit judging the sexiness of men...it's scaring me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #24 January 26, 2008 Quote Quote Correct. The only guys who look sexy with shaved heads are dead. quit judging the sexiness of men...it's scaring me. Think this thread is scary? You should have heard me and Shari talking about it earlier.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #25 January 26, 2008 Haven't had my coffee, yet. I voted "Depends on the guy." There are some men that - meow!!! - look absolutely sexy bald...others look sexy with a little bit of hair...and others look sexy with a full head of hair. And, the comb over...yeah, that is no where remotely close to sexy...more pathetic than anything. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites