the 10 things

[kbordson 8]

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Dude, I AM an old people.

No you're not! You're just finely aged (like wine ages.... not like milk)

So would you say that she would go well with a Pinot Griggio or a Merlot?

I picture her more as a Cab-Sav. Bold, fine body and finishes sharply.


(I would be more like a Riesling)

[DangerRoo 0]

less tan lines are good! I like the tie on the side ones personally

(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[kbordson 8]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G_string

it still doesn't answer it... it says the origin is obscure. DUH! I know that, but I wanna know.

[Broke 0]

Damn All I have is a bottle of Pinot Griggio and a bottle of merlot that I am not drinking.

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[sharimcm 0]

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Do you know how hard it is to take a decent picture of your own ass?

I have an awesome picture of my ass that I took myself. Well, I think it's awesome.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[Thanatos340 1]

Forget the G-String.... The C-String looks very interesting!!

[kbordson 8]

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Forget the G-String.... The C-String looks very interesting!!

"flexible internal frame"?! does that mean? ummm....

Interesting image.

[Bolas 5]

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less tan lines are good! I like the tie on the side ones personally

I do too. Fun to remove them with your teeth.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Thanatos340 1]

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I do too. Fun to remove them with your teeth.

Tan Lines?
Doesnt that Hurt Them??

[skymama 37]

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Do you know how hard it is to take a decent picture of your own ass?

You have to use the self-timer on your camera, put it the camera on a piece of furniture and then get into position. You usually have about 10 seconds to do that. Sometimes you have to do more than one shot to make sure you get the lighting and positioning right.

At least, that's what one of my friends told me.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[turtlespeed 226]

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That seems like the complete list.
I can't think of one, single, solitary item that is missing from that list.

"You haven't been doing your kegals have you?"

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[airathanas 0]

Maybe the list should include:

"Excuse me sir?"

Ouch.

http://3ringnecklace.com/

[madhatter 0]

Doesn't matter what you call it - a g-string is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without hindering the view

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
D.S # 125

[HimHim 0]

PDQ Bach, the youngest of JS Bach's 20-odd children, and the oddest, while performing a concerto for violin and hardart, broke the G string on his violin. Well known for the particularly fine quality of the wigs he chose to wear during performances, he was able to restring the instrument with a strand of hair. This gave rise to the reference "Bach's hair on a G string".

Sundance: (chuckling) "You just keep thinkin' Butch...that's what yer good at."

[waltappel 1]

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Do you know how hard it is to take a decent picture of your own ass?

You have to use the self-timer on your camera, put it the camera on a piece of furniture and then get into position. You usually have about 10 seconds to do that. Sometimes you have to do more than one shot to make sure you get the lighting and positioning right.

At least, that's what one of my friends told me.

Still not clear. Can you please demonstrate?

Walt