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waltappel

Let your alterego make a post!

By waltappel, in The Bonfire

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sartre    0

sartre
I wish to apologize to any people I've offended with my opinions.

I realize now that I need to work harder at being sweet and pleasing others.

I really hope that some day, there will be another man out there for me who will be willing to make every decision for me and who will point out all the ways I fuck up. I only hope I don't disappoint him too much.

I really, REALLY hope Cocheese will agree to sleep with me at some point. I love you, Baby!

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Bolas    5

Bolas
Ignoring things makes them go away. No reason to ever talk about bad stuff.

People that don't agree with me don't care about me.

Admitting mistakes and faults is a sign of weakness of my character.

No reason to think about or plan for the future.

I believe the actions the majority of the people on this planet are taking will ensure things will be better for future generations.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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pinkfairy    0

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[WARNING! EVIL AND TWISTED ALTER EGO SPEAKING! DO NOT TAKE SEROUSLY!]

I prefer men NOT to shave. Not anywhere.

I just love gray hair and would like all my hair naturally gray.

I hate make up and short skirts.

Spending the next 100 jumps and 2 hours in the tunnel learning to fall with my ass presented to the relative wind sounds like a really good use of time and money.

I broke my leg landing my parachute. I think I'll downsize as soon as I get back in the air. In fact, smaller is better, nobody should be wingloaded under 1:1.

Smaller is better generally speaking.

Size matters.

Kelloggs special K contains only 17% percent sugar, and is the way to go if you want a healthy diet!

I really, really understand american politics and legal practices.

My english is always flawless and easy to read.

Definetely sell your AAD to buy a diamond ring. Tell the girl that she's more important than you, that's why you sold your safety device to buy her a useless lump of compressed carbon.

[/EVIL ALTER EGO DONE SPEAKING. NOW SHOVED BACK INTO THE CLOSET WHERE SHE BELONGS]
Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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tmaricle55    0

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Ignoring things makes them go away. No reason to ever talk about bad stuff.

People that don't agree with me don't care about me.

Admitting mistakes and faults is a sign of weakness of my character.

No reason to think about or plan for the future.

I believe the actions the majority of the people on this planet are taking will ensure things will be better for future generations.



Are you reading my alter ego's mind?? :ph34r::ph34r:

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

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guppie01    0

guppie01
I want to wake each morning before the sun rises, go for a 10 mile run, then come home before my sweetie wakes; prepare him coffee and breakfast in bed.

I will then make him lunch, and prepare the food for dinner.

I will work a full day at work, then come home to prepare my sweetie dinner. I will cook, I will clean, I will do the laundry, and tuck my sweetie into bed.

I will then work from home until 2 a.m. (extra money so my sweetie can have all his play toys) before I retire to bed.

This will fullfill me!

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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waltappel    1

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I want to wake each morning before the sun rises, go for a 10 mile run, then come home before my sweetie wakes; prepare him coffee and breakfast in bed.

I will then make him lunch, and prepare the food for dinner.

I will work a full day at work, then come home to prepare my sweetie dinner. I will cook, I will clean, I will do the laundry, and tuck my sweetie into bed.

I will then work from home until 2 a.m. (extra money so my sweetie can have all his play toys) before I retire to bed.

This will fullfill me!

g



Wow, Guppie, does your alterego have a sister?:$:$

Walt

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LisaH    0

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I want to wake each morning before the sun rises, go for a 10 mile run, then come home before my sweetie wakes; prepare him coffee and breakfast in bed.

I will then make him lunch, and prepare the food for dinner.

I will work a full day at work, then come home to prepare my sweetie dinner. I will cook, I will clean, I will do the laundry, and tuck my sweetie into bed.

I will then work from home until 2 a.m. (extra money so my sweetie can have all his play toys) before I retire to bed.

This will fullfill me!

g



Oh fuck that. :D
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Bolas    5

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I want to wake each morning before the sun rises, go for a 10 mile run, then come home before my sweetie wakes; prepare him coffee and breakfast in bed.

I will then make him lunch, and prepare the food for dinner.

I will work a full day at work, then come home to prepare my sweetie dinner. I will cook, I will clean, I will do the laundry, and tuck my sweetie into bed.

I will then work from home until 2 a.m. (extra money so my sweetie can have all his play toys) before I retire to bed.

This will fullfill me!

g



That's extremely touching. He's a lucky man. Someone needs to show him this post. :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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That's extremely touching. He's a lucky man. Someone needs to show him this post. :)



Oh, I do know just how lucky I am! B|B|:$

Just remember, after all, this is her alter-ego posting. She doesn't cook, for one thing. LOL. I do all the cooking already. :ph34r:

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Bolas    5

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That's extremely touching. He's a lucky man. Someone needs to show him this post. :)



Oh, I do know just how lucky I am! B|B|:$

Just remember, after all, this is her alter-ego posting. She doesn't cook, for one thing. LOL. I do all the cooking already. :ph34r:

s


Don't look at the thread title, look at this thread's subject. :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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guppie01    0

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That's extremely touching. He's a lucky man. Someone needs to show him this post. :)



Oh, I do know just how lucky I am! B|B|:$

Just remember, after all, this is her alter-ego posting. She doesn't cook, for one thing. LOL. I do all the cooking already. :ph34r:

s


Don't look at the thread title, look at this thread's subject. :P


Oh you crafty boy!

lovin the new avatar buddy!


g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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