futuredivot 0 #1 January 28, 2008 As much as I pick on twardo, I have to admit that he grew up with advantages we didn't...such as, when a child, he didn't have to listen to dumb "knock-knock" jokes because caves don't have doors. Easy access to Europe via the land bridge. No need for a hat since the low, sloping forehead kept the sun out of his eyes. Can anyone else add to the list?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 January 28, 2008 Didn't have to worry about shoes! And back when the Earth was flat, we had no worries about 'Global Warming'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #3 January 28, 2008 Uhm.. Carrying a club negated coming up withgood pick-up lines? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 January 28, 2008 Quote Uhm.. Carrying a club negated coming up withgood pick-up lines? The club WAS his pick up line. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #5 January 28, 2008 Quote he didn't have to listen to dumb "knock-knock" jokes Didn't have to put up with dozens of kids making fun of him over the Internet.....they had to walk miles to insult him to his face. That's why he invented the club. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #6 January 28, 2008 Does this apply? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 January 28, 2008 Never was he in a situation where bathing was ever an option . . . If he had to swim - he worked hard the next day to get the smell back just right.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 January 29, 2008 Didn't have to wear one of those goofy helmets since there were no bikes before the wheelYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #9 January 29, 2008 'Twardo live on stage clicky "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 January 29, 2008 twardo hasn't been that cheerful since the pleiostene eraYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #11 January 29, 2008 What the heck did you do to earn this honor? Rough crowd heh? With friends like this who needs enemas. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #12 January 29, 2008 twardo doesn't really "do" he just "is" kinda of like Stonehenge only older and with less personality.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #13 January 29, 2008 Quotetwardo doesn't really "do" he just "is" kinda of like Stonehenge only older and with less personality. *golf clap*50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 January 29, 2008 Quotetwardo doesn't really "do" he just "is" kinda of like Stonehenge only older and with less personality. I could say the same about you...just like Stonehenge, except you're heavier and have less mobility. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 January 29, 2008 Quotetwardo doesn't really "do" he just "is" kinda of like Stonehenge only older and with less personality. He never had to worry about those pesky "murder" laws because well, here is a picture of his first in a string of serial murders . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 January 29, 2008 Quote Quote twardo doesn't really "do" he just "is" kinda of like Stonehenge only older and with less personality. He never had to worry about those pesky "murder" laws because well, here is a picture of his first in a string of serial murders . . . Wasn't called 'murder' back then it was called 'shopping'...Say for example you wanted Italian food that night, grab a Dago, pop him in the noggin' and fire up the grill. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 January 29, 2008 Quote Say for example you wanted Italian food that night, grab a Dago, pop him in the noggin' and fire up the grill. . . . and GAY wasn't judged either.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 January 29, 2008 Interior cave designers? I hear there were some of those, you would know the history better than me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 January 29, 2008 Quote Interior cave designers? I hear there were some of those, you would know the history better than me! I just read about it - you LIVED it!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #20 January 29, 2008 'twardo, you're the only one who knows if Global Warming is cyclical or not and you choose to keep it a secret. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 January 29, 2008 Quote 'twardo, you're the only one who knows if Global Warming is cyclical or not and you choose to keep it a secret. Just because I like you Chris...don't buy any new parkas! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #22 January 29, 2008 When twardo starts saying how things were different when he was out age, he really means it.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #23 January 29, 2008 Quote 'twardo, you're the only one who knows if Global Warming is cyclical or not and you choose to keep it a secret. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just because I like you Chris...don't buy any new parkas! Ooh, good news. I'm already tired of this winter. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 January 29, 2008 QuoteWhen twardo starts saying how things were different when he was out age, he really means it. Only difference between then & now is, we use to call one of those food for winter...to you it's a snack. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #25 January 29, 2008 If a mad scientist ever used a massive computer to download 'twardos memory, one of 2 things would happen: Nothing or the system would crash. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
