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waltappel

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How about Laser, Walt - your opinions please???????:o:o:ph34r:

Be frank, tellus what you realy feel for a change, you hairy balled bastardB|



lighting up my nuts with a fucking laser?!!! Oh hell no!!!!

Walt


Do I hear clucking in the background????:D:D


Meowing.

Walt

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What if I grew my hair out. Maybe even through in a beard for ya.



To even get a chance at being on the long list you'd have to grow some hair! Everyone knows that guys who shave their heads are a turnoff!:D:D:D

Walt


How bout guys who shave their - - -

you knowB|


Guys who shave their nuts, well they are just not right.

Then there's the sick fuckers who *wax* their nuts. They are psychotic.

Walt


Then there's that guy who sprayed painted his nuts gold. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Then there's that guy who sprayed painted his nuts gold. :D



And I still consider him to be at the same time my hero and the scariest man alive.

Walt


I've met him and he looked nothing like the kind of guy that could be scary, but you never know. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I've met him and he looked nothing like the kind of guy that could be scary, but you never know. :D



Any guy who spray paints his nuts gold, posts a pic on dz.com and sends copies via cell phone is either not right or is extremely right!

Walt


Are you consulting with all the voices again? I think you missed a vote
:o;)
(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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Are you consulting with all the voices again? I think you missed a vote
:o;)



The guy who spraypainted his nuts is considering posting the story along with a pic (actually, he's already posted the pic). Most of the voices are waiting to read the story before passing final judgement.

Walt

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Are you consulting with all the voices again? I think you missed a vote
:o;)



The guy who spraypainted his nuts is considering posting the story along with a pic (actually, he's already posted the pic). Most of the voices are waiting to read the story before passing final judgement.


Walt


ya most often words might be needed to do some expaining.....( and Lucy that sounds like hes got some splainin to do! :P) sorry one of the the voices got out -under control now ...or for now :S
(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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