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waltappel

If I were gay, I'd want to have sex with....

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There's always next time.



Hellz yeah baby. I'm definitely coming back to see you!!!

Turtle - you're not allowed to be in the audience. You annoy me.
[Nelson Laugh] HA HA!! [/Nelson Laugh]:D
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"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
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Here's my new twist..... If I were GAY, I am pretty damn sure that I would actually want to be straight!!!:P:D:D

However, If I were a "lesibian".....;)



You'd wear lipstick?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You'd wear lipstick?
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Well I suppose so.... but not necessarily on my lips, but not on my ass either like someone we know in here....two..twop...twoply!!



Kinda like when a little bit of it transfers to your cock when a chick wearing the bright red lipstick blows ya?

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daaaaaammmmmnit girlllllll!...



Remember...i only live an hour away from you, and i do own red lipstick. B|




BINGO..... I have mah WINNER! My "gender re assignment ploy worked! This was easier than going to the meat aisle or produce section at my local grocery store..... hehehehehe


No need to be "scared" anymore POPSjumper!;) NOW ya know the rest of my story.....!!!

WooHoo woofucking HOO! YIPPEEEEEE

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daaaaaammmmmnit girlllllll!...



Remember...i only live an hour away from you, and i do own red lipstick. B|




BINGO..... I have mah WINNER! My "gender re assignment ploy worked! This was easier than going to the meat aisle or produce section at my local grocery store..... hehehehehe


No need to be "scared" anymore POPSjumper!;) NOW ya know the rest of my story.....!!!

WooHoo woofucking HOO! YIPPEEEEEE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2H42u9ZYx4





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What if I grew my hair out. Maybe even through in a beard for ya.



To even get a chance at being on the long list you'd have to grow some hair! Everyone knows that guys who shave their heads are a turnoff!:D:D:D

Walt


How bout guys who shave their - - -

you knowB|
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What if I grew my hair out. Maybe even through in a beard for ya.



To even get a chance at being on the long list you'd have to grow some hair! Everyone knows that guys who shave their heads are a turnoff!:D:D:D

Walt


How bout guys who shave their - - -

you knowB|


Guys who shave their nuts, well they are just not right.

Then there's the sick fuckers who *wax* their nuts. They are psychotic.

Walt

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shari & lisa...wait a minute i already wanna have sex with them and i'm not gay.



Hey... You had your chance, but you were tired. :P But, then again, I was tired to, so it wouldn't have worked out well. And, we would have had an audience... There's always next time. :o;)


....mmmm... I love audiences.....:):):)
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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How about Laser, Walt - your opinions please???????:o:o:ph34r:

Be frank, tellus what you realy feel for a change, you hairy balled bastardB|



lighting up my nuts with a fucking laser?!!! Oh hell no!!!!

Walt


Do I hear clucking in the background????:D:D
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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