waltappel 1 #1 January 30, 2008 My personal choice would be pretty much *any* and/or *all* of the dz.com ladies. That wouldn't be gay sex but dayum, if these ladies don't make a gay guy wanna go straight then gay sex must really rock! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #2 January 30, 2008 (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 January 30, 2008 Cleaning out your closet, eh??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 January 30, 2008 Quote Cleaning out your closet, eh?? Ok, just for that you have no chance of making it onto the short list! (not that you ever did, anyway....) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 January 30, 2008 I was going to say John Corbett, but I like your answer, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #6 January 30, 2008 What if I grew my hair out. Maybe even throw in a beard for ya.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 January 30, 2008 Quote My personal choice would be pretty much *any* and/or *all* of the dz.com ladies. That wouldn't be gay sex but dayum, if these ladies don't make a gay guy wanna go straight then gay sex must really rock! Walt Wow Walt . . . All I could think of to answer your post was . . . well you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 January 30, 2008 Quote What if I grew my hair out. Maybe even through in a beard for ya. To even get a chance at being on the long list you'd have to grow some hair! Everyone knows that guys who shave their heads are a turnoff!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #9 January 30, 2008 A friend once said..." I could be gay if it wasnt for the sex..., cause then its just like hangin out with your buddies all the time""Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #10 January 30, 2008 Oh! The Fat Greek Wedding guy. You can do better. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #11 January 30, 2008 Why do you remind me of Madonna? (Her popularity increased via her public, self-created shock factor exposure) _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 January 30, 2008 Quote Why do you remind me of Madonna? (Her popularity increased via her public, self-created shock factor exposure) Because I'm a moronic fucktard who thinks people actually give a shit about what I think or say? Nah, I *know* nobody gives a shit about what I think or say!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 January 30, 2008 Quote Oh! The Fat Greek Wedding guy. You can do better. I dunno, have you actually *met* Linder?Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 January 30, 2008 Quote Quote Why do you remind me of Madonna? (Her popularity increased via her public, self-created shock factor exposure) Because I'm a moronic fucktard who thinks people actually give a shit about what I think or say? Nah, I *know* nobody gives a shit about what I think or say!Walt Oh Walt . . . we care . . . kind of like we do about the Elephant Man.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 January 30, 2008 I'd pick you if I was allowed to wear rubber gloves and I didn't have to touch your cock, ass, mouth or any other part of your body. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 January 30, 2008 Quote I'd pick you if I was allowed to wear rubber gloves and I didn't have to touch your cock, ass, mouth or any other part of your body. That still makes you gay.Not that there is anything WRONG with that . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 January 30, 2008 Quote Oh Walt . . . we care . . . kind of like we do about the Elephant Man. Who the fuck cares about that motherf.... Oh, I get it now.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #18 January 30, 2008 Quote That still makes you gay. In Walt's case, I think it makes me insane. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 January 30, 2008 Quote I'd pick you if I was allowed to wear rubber gloves and I didn't have to touch your cock, ass, mouth or any other part of your body. Damn, your head injury must be completely healed. That is, without a doubt, the most lucid post I've ever seen you make! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #20 January 30, 2008 Quote Quote I'd pick you if I was allowed to wear rubber gloves and I didn't have to touch your cock, ass, mouth or any other part of your body. That still makes you gay.Not that there is anything WRONG with that . . . OH PLEASE dont start the...YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOUR GAY!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 January 30, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I'd pick you if I was allowed to wear rubber gloves and I didn't have to touch your cock, ass, mouth or any other part of your body. That still makes you gay.Not that there is anything WRONG with that . . . OH PLEASE dont start the...YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOUR GAY!! I have never and would never say anything like that . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #22 January 30, 2008 As stated before, I'm a lesbian in a mans body, so any of ther lay-dies. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 January 30, 2008 shari & lisa...wait a minute i already wanna have sex with them and i'm not gay. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #24 January 30, 2008 Quote shari & lisa...wait a minute i already wanna have sex with them and i'm not gay. Hey... You had your chance, but you were tired. But, then again, I was tired to, so it wouldn't have worked out well. And, we would have had an audience... There's always next time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 January 30, 2008 Quote Quote shari & lisa...wait a minute i already wanna have sex with them and i'm not gay. Hey... You had your chance, but you were tired. But, then again, I was tired to, so it wouldn't have worked out well. And, we would have had an audience... There's always next time. Audiences are good mmmmmkayI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
