Hotel Bill Too high?

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I'm not sure why I found this so funny

Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West
to Boston.

After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're
too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.

They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they
only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
hands them a bill for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge
is so high.

He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the
rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00!

When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard
rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then
explains that the hotel has an Olympic sized pool and a huge conference
center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains
the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the
shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New
York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains
the man again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man
replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives
up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
"But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50.00."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you
$300.00 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and
you could have."

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[LisaM 0]

I am amused.

~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?

[BillyVance 35]

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I am amused.

That was a good one!

Question is, did that work?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Thats great!!!!

[futuredivot 0]

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Question is, did that work?

Actually, one of the wife's few gripes is that we don't go anywhere that often. I really don't feel like going to a hotel when i have time off

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[airtwardo 7]

Actually, one of the wife's few gripes is that we don't go anywhere that often.

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Yeah...I get from my wife all the time too!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[futuredivot 0]

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Yeah...I get from my wife all the time too!

well, I know that your wife is always happier after I taker her to a hotel

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[DangerRoo 0]

thanks, thats great

(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[airtwardo 7]

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Yeah...I get from my wife all the time too!

well, I know that your wife is always happier after I taker her to a hotel

Prolly the only time she gets any sleep!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Hey, women love me fro the 60 minute sex sessions..........if you count the 58 minutes of begging





and 90 seconds of apologizing

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[Muenkel 0]

Having been a Hotel Manager for most of my career, I first have to say that that is the dumbest manager.

But I do get the joke and it was good.

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Chris